I haven't got a girlfriend but I have 50GB of porn

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Fragwear "I haven't got a girlfriend but I have 50GB of porn" T-Shirt (OM-004-FR)
The ultimate gaming accessory has arrived. These high quality t-shirts come in black with a printed slogan across the front. The t-shirts come in one size (large) and are machine washable.
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Why is it the only one of the tshirts Id actually like is sold out :(
 
buy the "your little princess is my little whore" one, then go wear it when u meet her parents :p

(but if there was any truth behind you wanting the "no gf but 50gb pr0n" one then it might not be any use to u) :D
 
tickle me elmo said:
buy the "your little princess is my little whore" one, then go wear it when u meet her parents :p

(but if there was any truth behind you wanting the "no gf but 50gb pr0n" one then it might not be any use to u) :D
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Y'know that IS funny and all, but if a guy turned up wearing that shirt with my daughter I WOULD go for him instantly. I might pause the violence to ram the shirt in his mouth, but he wouldn't think it was the least bit funny. On someone else's daughter's boyfriend though, it's quality :D
 
Its quality that counts, not quantity! The stuff I have wilkl make you blow your load in 2 minutes!
 
Akira said:
Yes you did, but you deserve respect for not taking it personally. So many people do these days.
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Dont worry ill be quietly plotting my revenge ;)
 
Seb said:
Its quality that counts, not quantity! The stuff I have wilkl make you blow your load in 2 minutes!
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When you do get a girlfriend you'll also learn something called "Control" and you'll find that you'll learn to last a little longer than 2 minutes.

When it is with somebody else you'll realise it isn't actually a race - "Blowing your load in 2 minutes" is certainly nothing to be proud of.
 
Mark A said:
I want one of the boom headshot t shirts as featured on Pure Pwnage.

Mark
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Me too, but on one condition. That Doug wraps it and sends it himself, like in the latest episode.
 
stoofa said:
When you do get a girlfriend you'll also learn something called "Control" and you'll find that you'll learn to last a little longer than 2 minutes.

When it is with somebody else you'll realise it isn't actually a race - "Blowing your load in 2 minutes" is certainly nothing to be proud of.
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no but this brings something to mind I read the other day.

apparently (using the FHM mini calender girls picture per day thingy with a fact every day) male ejaclulation averages 28mph.

i found that quite amazing.

edit: and if I cant say this, mods please yellow me out.
 
But what if (Like a mate of mine honest!! :D ) You'r Married Have 50Gb of Pron and are an XXL????...

Just Hypothetical!.. :D
 
The waiter in the restaurant at the Liverpool meet gave DRZ such funny looks for wearing that T-shirt.
 
almost forgot, i ordered a nerdy shirt today from the states.

decided on the "on the internet I'm a 15yr old girl" option.

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