I just slipped in Cat ****

[TaKeN]

Quite possibly the funniest and most digusting moment of my life occured..

I'm reading a tractor manual trying to figure out a fault when I can hear my cat meowing..

I ignore him and keep on reading.. then realise he's climbed into the plantpot doing the classic 'kangaroo' position.

So I grab him and run for the door before touchdown commences, que me slipping quite violently and ending up on my back on the floor..

"What just happened... Whats that smell"

To my horror I look down to find smeared cat poop... which I slipped in, then promptly fell into..

Ewwww

 

[Freelanc3r]

HAAAAAAAAAAA, badtimes. Kill said cat

 

[Whappers]

 

[Fatpigeon]

HAAAAAAAAAAA, badtimes. Kill said cat

 

[Mr-White]

skin it and use the fur as a rug to cover the **** stain

MW

 

[Guerrilla]

Oh dear

 

[xGBHxPegasus]

uuuuuuuuunlucky

 

[Cosimo]

Funny story for a damp Saturday afternoon, hope that the cat is ok.

 

[TaKeN]

Fortunately the cat pooped on a tiled Marble floor..

**Good Points

-Easier cleanup, no carpet to smear into.


**Bad Points

-Increased slippage

Clothes came straight off and into the wash Ewwwww

 

[arknor]

why didnt you just let him poop in a plant pot or buy a litter tray?

cat poop can make you go blind if the cat has a certain virus btw so i hope you didnt touch your face with cat poop on your hands

 

[ElliorR]

Clothes came straight off and into the wash Ewwwww

It's not like anyone here was thinking

"I bet the dirty Do not swear just carried on reading his tractor manual covered in cat ****"

 

[Dark_Angel]

.......................

I didn't even know that was possible.

 

[AGD]

lol catpooface.

 

[Mobius 1]

screw washing the clothes. just bin them and buy some more!

 

[bledd]

cctv

 

[Chives]

lol

 

[Infam0us]

Thread delivers

 

[toon_mad]

could you do it again and youtube it for us?

 

[AMG]

lmao

and unlucky

 

[ac1d1ty]

Kill the cat.