I live in a secret volcano base

[GeezerButler]

Reverse here - my father-in-law refuses to turn on their heating. Going there tomorrow so on with the thermals

 

[Nitefly]

Put the bag down and step away from the Mcat

As if anyone has actually ever called it that!

Haven't had anything to drink today... yet

Find a foot stool, stick your feet up, unbutton and unzip your pants, stick your hand in your pants and reassuringly cup your man tackle and get **** drunk. Sweat profusely the drunker you get allowing the heat to boil the alcohol inside you further enhancing the drunkeness, get obnoxious, rude and bordering on the "will he won't he snap" side of aggressive, go upstairs for a **** and when the temperature changes and the cold suddenly hits you, keel over from the toilet door, crash into the sink, ricochet off the toilet and then vomit on yourself.

Never get asked around for Christmas again and don't have to worry about being a bit too warm again.

Wow, a bulletproof plan, thanks

Congratulations You have won Epic thread title of the year award.
Unfortunetly your prize is being withheld due to lack of thread content.

... ahhh booo!

 

[wordy]

Thats nothing, on the g/f's side of the bed she has two 4 tog quilts and a 15 tog quilt, while on my side I sleep with one 4 tog quilt.

 

[Dirk]

My landlord was born in an igloo. Can i stay with you this Christmas?

 

[icecold]

It is rediculously warm in here, so much so that I had to open the window and take my t-shirt off when I made the effort to answer the phone.

Mate clearly the problem here is lack of cardio. Not enough yuletide euro-training for you it seems

I'm now sitting naked looking like Ace Ventura in his mechanical rhino, raising my feet of the floor to avoid the magma circling below.

...are you sure there isn't even a little gin involved?