I love my cat, but...

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she knows just where to sleep on me so that I can't do anything.

 

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Ah, something I missed about the forums.

 

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Yeah, I thought "what is missing from my life", and then I remembered that it was toolbags.

 

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who took the photo then ?

lucky for me, I still have both arms.

 

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you in bed with the pc?

yup, working.

 

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God, finally you come with a feedback survey now. I guess even though you categorically ask, any feedback which may be construed as a personal attack will be seen as a contravention of the rules of this forum so I shan't rise to that aspect. I shall, however, fill out your hilarious little survey so that maybe your posts won't attract excess negativity in future:

I'm sorry my reply did not meet your expectations today. In order that I may improve my replies, I would be grateful if you could fill out the following post-reply survey for future customer service reasons.

a) What exactly did you WANT from this thread? (Please chose from below)
i) AWWW YOUR CAT IS SO CUTEZ
ii) No replies at all
iii) An invigorating and exciting debate on the pro's and cons of cat ownership
iv) The lulz
v) Other (please state)
I wanted to post a picture of my cat doing something I think is cute so that other cat people could appreciate and associate with it. Do you really think anyone posts just so people make pointless, negative comments?

b) What are the main things which you consider when deciding to share your cat with OcUK?
i) My cat is cute, I'd like others to say aww
ii) I would like my ego massaged through comments such as 'Your cat rocks'
iii) Nothing whatsoever
iv Other (please state)
Do you really think that it would massage my ego if someone said my cat was cute? What has my cat being cute got to do with my ego?

Only through valued feedback can I improve the quality of my GD focused replies. Your assistance is gratefully appreciated.

 

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Yet you wasted time to post calling him a troll, and Sic bothered enough to fill the ****ing thing out

I live in hope that my comments may be actioned, or Fox's keyboard/typing skills disappear in a mysterious sequence of events.

 

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I like dogs and cats. Don't think I could pick a favourite. Cats are more difficult to live with because you have to teach them what is acceptable behaviour and then they have to want to do it. "Down!" can work with a dog because they like to obey; a cat will get down if it wants to.