I love my cat, but...

[Will_3rd]

I want a cat

+1

 

[Kemik]

Dogs > Cats

Damm cats know I'm allergic to them.

 

[gillywibble]

Cats > everything else.

 

[shauncr91]

Dogs > Cats

 

[Sic]

I like dogs and cats. Don't think I could pick a favourite. Cats are more difficult to live with because you have to teach them what is acceptable behaviour and then they have to want to do it. "Down!" can work with a dog because they like to obey; a cat will get down if it wants to.

 

[[TW]Fox]

I think I prefer dogs, especially Labradors. They just seem more companionlike.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Dogs for the win. Any animal that habitually can lick, and does lick its own genitals is just awesome.

 

[Red and White]

Dogs for the win. Any animal that habitually can lick, and does lick its own genitals is just awesome.

cats do this

 

[p4radox]

Any animal that habitually can lick, and does lick its own genitals is just awesome.

I'm pretty sure cats lick their own genitalia more often than dogs do.

 

[Marf]

My cats have a habit of chasing the cursor on the screen, and Buster my lad always seems to want to get involved right at a heated moment in Crysis Power Struggle.

No you stupid feline ******* not now! I'm capturing the prototype facility!

 

[pingwing]

Mandatory AWWWWWWWW

But yeah reminds me of a friend from schools cat (he had 3) and this one was 3 times the size of the other 2, we decided it ate neighbourhood cats at night...

 

[Minxy]

I'm sorry my reply did not meet your expectations today. In order that I may improve my replies, I would be grateful if you could fill out the following post-reply survey for future customer service reasons.

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Fox, you're a grumpy old git. Get some festive spirit and just enjoy the puddy tat picture!

 

[Jono8]

Cats are aloof and snooty. hate them.

Dogs think everything is brilliant.

 

[AmDaMan]

In an effort of solidarity for this thread, I present a cute cat.

*Picture*

You gave in. You loser.

 

[Diesel]

My cat is quality when it comes to computer and TV screens.

Got photos of her sat with her nose up against my 40" LCD watching a round of World Superbikes.

 

[peterattheboro]

I'm pretty sure cats lick their own genitalia more often than dogs do.

Definatley. My cat's todger has no furr because it's all been licked off.

He loves the todger.

 

[LOAM]

He loves the todger.

Dear god, to the naughty step, at once

 

[Sone]

Cats love Macs. As soon as I put my MacBook on my lap my cat looks up at me with a sideways look and jumps up and sits on the keyboard.

strange, my cat used to sit on my old 12" ibook, never sat on any of my other laptops

 

[Morthoseth]

Didnt really see what was wrong with Fox's original comment anyway, if he didnt say it someone else would have, not attracting half the attention he has.

He doesn't need anyone to defend him, so i wont put much of an effort in - but 90% of the crap other people call trolling, i call humor - more people troll about him than he ever does himself.

Take the whole mondeo thing, he totally suggested one no matter what kind of cars people asked for.

Cute cat btw.

 

[Tefal]

I think the reason why people use General Discussion nowadays is because it allows them to be as obnoxious as they like, forfilling a deep desire that they are in some way important and allowing them to look smug in the mirror. Before remembering that they hate their lives and want to die.

Everyone needs a hobby.