I posted a joke today!

[misterPK]

What's green but turns red at the flick of a switch?

A frog in a blender.

 

[Jambo]

Such an unclassy joke.

I thought it was 1st class.

 

[Mat]

What kind of website charges 60p for you to post a joke on it? That's ridiculous! You could have posted it here - or any number of other websites - completely free of charge. May I suggest that you look into the pricing structures in place of the websites you frequent as I believe you're paying for something which you could easily get elsewhere for free. Hope that helps.

 

[mattyprice4004]

I left my stockpile of Petrol at home and went for a pint....Now I cant find it anywhere.

Stupid Jerry McCanns.

 

[Rameses]

That really is a 2nd class joke.

 

[NarChaDBaueR]

The Don's could really do with STAMPing out threads like this.

 

[TNGL]

I usually laugh at jokes like these. But this, this is terrible.

 

[FBi7]

I left my stockpile of Petrol at home and went for a pint....Now I cant find it anywhere.

Stupid Jerry McCanns.

Thread saved!

Yes, I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this one

 

[Rich_L]

I liked this joke because the initial thread title led me to believe that the OP had posted a joke on an internet forum using his computer, which of course should not cost anything except perhaps the fractional cost of the internet connection and electricity used which to all intents and purposes can be counted as zero for the purposes of this post.

Then the actual content of the post stated that it cost 60 pence, which is the new price of a first class stamp. It therefore seems that the title was designed to mislead slightly given that apparently it refers to posting a joke on a piece of paper using the Royal Mail service. The contrast of my initial expectations to the actual content of the OP was mildly surprising and unexpected and therefore elicited a humorous response.

 

[nikeair94]

I liked this joke because the initial thread title led me to believe that the OP had posted a joke on an internet forum using his computer, which of course should not cost anything except perhaps the fractional cost of the internet connection and electricity used which to all intents and purposes can be counted as zero for the purposes of this post.

Then the actual content of the post stated that it cost 60 pence, which is the new price of a first class stamp. It therefore seems that the title was designed to mislead slightly given that apparently it refers to posting a joke on a piece of paper using the Royal Mail service. The contrast of my initial expectations to the actual content of the OP was mildly surprising and unexpected and therefore elicited a humorous response.

I'm sure there is a mathematical equation that will explain all this somewhere.

 

[PardonTheWait]

What's the best cheese for covering up the smell of a horse?

Mascarpone