I shouldn't laugh but i can't help it :D

Vonhelmet · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:34

the article said:
CPS barrister Richard Stevens told the court on Monday (February 14) that there had been "unruly horseplay involving a number of people before the sausage came into the scene".

Amazing.

robgmun · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:39

DJMK4 said:
Hmmm, I am not one who likes to be associated with criminals, but it is a small world indeed

Ah! But he wasn't convicted, so he's not a criminal, double :rolleyes:

to you!

mrk · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:48

Next time she won't see it coming.

Heee!

Flare · 17 Feb 2011 at 13:49

suffered retinal bleeding, structural damage

I completely misread/misunderstood that bit, have a guess what i read it as

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 14:01

Flare said:
I completely misread/misunderstood that bit, have a guess what i read it as

Suffered rectum bleeding & structural damage.

naefeart · 17 Feb 2011 at 14:05

How did this even get to court?

And how was said sausage identified as the weapon... even her barrister said there was a chicken drumstick identified as a possible suspect.

Someone was telling porkies.

Pestilence · 17 Feb 2011 at 14:11

naefeart said:
How did this even get to court?

And how was said sausage identified as the weapon... even her barrister said there was a chicken drumstick identified as a possible suspect.

Someone was telling porkies.

Fowl play is afoot (or adrumstick)!

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 14:16

If that was me, I would have swallowed the evidence.

He clearly bit off more than he could chew.

Cosimo · 17 Feb 2011 at 14:18

Flare said:
I completely misread/misunderstood that bit, have a guess what i read it as

I can guess but won't say.

Flare · 17 Feb 2011 at 14:26

simulatorman said:
I can guess but won't say.

It also gives the thought of someone being assaulted by a sausage a whole different level of funny

Von Smallhausen · 17 Feb 2011 at 14:46

C an't
P rosecute
S ausages.

Colbaker · 17 Feb 2011 at 15:02

DJMK4 said:
Ashly Brearey (22)

Holy cow, I know that name.

I used to live in Harlow when I was a kid, Ashly Brearey (22) is my brothers old school friend :\

I know its the same person, as the artical said he lives in Tithlands, the street where we used to live!

I can imagine what your brother will say when you say to him "you know that Ashly Brearey that you went to Katherines school with? He has just been to court for Assaulting someone with a sausage" as if he is going to believe you

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 15:08

Colbaker said:
I can imagine what your brother will say when you say to him "you know that Ashly Brearey that you went to Katherines school with? He has just been to court for Assaulting someone with a sausage" as if he is going to believe you

I'll show him the article

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 15:32

I am actually half tempted to add him on facebook and post sausage and food puns on his wall.

Lolz

Edward78 · 17 Feb 2011 at 15:41

Colbaker said:
http://www.harlowstar.co.uk/News/Harlow-man-cleared-of-assault-by-sausage.htm

They even have a picture of a Sausage. lol

Hope they meat what they deserve.

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 15:45

Egg Face...

Sausage Eye

They will soon be able to make a full english of insults at this rate

Cosimo · 17 Feb 2011 at 15:53

Von Smallhausen said:
C an't
P rosecute
S ausages.

Very good.

Stretch · 17 Feb 2011 at 16:23

They should bang-her up for wasting police time.

mejinks · 17 Feb 2011 at 17:47

Stretch said:
They should bang-her up for wasting police time.

You could level that at the CPS too.

ElectroBlaster · 17 Feb 2011 at 17:53

Whatever next! Attacking people with sausages... God forbid the damage if they had a bratwurst lmao!

Lethal Sausage Weapon

Could this be the career saving angle that Mel Gibson has been looking for?