I shouldn't laugh but i can't help it :D

Martin_Man · 17 Feb 2011 at 18:06

hahahaha

Deadbeat · 17 Feb 2011 at 18:10

"unruly horseplay involving a number of people before the sausage came into the scene"

Possibly the best excerpt from an online news report I've ever encountered.

Martin_Man · 17 Feb 2011 at 18:30

DJMK4 said:
Ashly Brearey (22)

Holy cow, I know that name.

I used to live in Harlow when I was a kid, Ashly Brearey (22) is my brothers old school friend :\

I know its the same person, as the artical said he lives in Tithlands, the street where we used to live!

HAHAA OMG it's him i'm going to question him on facebook now and get some more info!!!

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 18:31

Quality,

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 18:35

Ask if it was a Bratwurst or a Macedonian sausage

Martin_Man · 17 Feb 2011 at 18:48

haa here's his profile

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 19:11

lol good work

Thunderbolt · 17 Feb 2011 at 19:16

When the jury asked if there was any evidence of the assault, the judge replied "not a sausage".

Sorry couldn't resist.

Cleeecooo · 17 Feb 2011 at 19:27

Thunderbolt said:
When the jury asked if there was any evidence of the assault, the judge replied "not a sausage".

Sorry couldn't resist.

There was a sausage you drumstick!
How the hell could you get blinded by a sausage?
I know you could but realistically????

DJMK4 · 17 Feb 2011 at 19:33

all I can think of now is some girl with a sausage sticking out her eye, could that be a winner??

Food + sex

Angilion · 17 Feb 2011 at 20:57

Pestilence said:
Then again, it was a food fight and accidents happen. I reckon the complainant needs to grow some thicker skin.

suffered retinal bleeding, structural damage to the back of her left eye and "significant" loss of central vision as a result of the incident in September 2009.

Do you really think that's such a minor thing? Seriously?