I think my cousin is cursed!

speeduk · 12 Sep 2006 at 21:56

This is so freaky. When ever we shop together and go to the checkout to pay for stuff, the machine almost always has a problem. Its the kind of problems that take like 5 minutes to fix aswell not just simple ones.

She played on my PC on sunday and the TFT is now not working and I cant find the receipt so I had to buy a new one!

She watches the TV a lot and I started watching the footie tonight and the subtitles turned on - without me pushing a button right in the middle of the match?

Ever since she came to stay with us I have been feeling more and more depressed and now I feel so damn low that I think im gonna explode or something.

I just get this negative feeling when ever she is near me and it freaks me out.

yhack · 12 Sep 2006 at 21:58

Burn the witch!!

Unlucky

Rich_L · 12 Sep 2006 at 22:00

Sounds like LifeHax tbh

Chunky · 13 Sep 2006 at 11:27

Rich_L said:
Sounds like LifeHax tbh

ban her!

VaderDSL · 13 Sep 2006 at 11:29

She probably rubs hundreds upon hundreds of ballons on her nylon jumper :confused:

so whenever she approaches electronic hardware, she zaps it

Zip · 13 Sep 2006 at 11:47

Punch her in the overies!!!!!

And TTIUWOP

silversurfer · 13 Sep 2006 at 11:59

How did you buy the tft, get a copy of the statement showing the transaction if possible and it will serve as a receipt if the shop should dispute it

MookJong · 13 Sep 2006 at 12:10

Kill it with fire (at the stake)

mc_bob · 13 Sep 2006 at 12:16

Zip said:
Punch her in the overies!!!!!

And TTIUWOP

Ditto.

And sell her on eGay me thinks, then buy a new cousin.

VaderDSL · 13 Sep 2006 at 12:16

Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Efour · 13 Sep 2006 at 12:25

speeduk said:
Ever since she came to stay with us I have been feeling more and more depressed and now I feel so damn low that I think im gonna explode or something.

I just get this negative feeling when ever she is near me and it freaks me out.

It is clear to me that you are having troubles coping with the romantic feelings that you experiancing for your cousin.

your virtual thoughts betray you, padawan.

Scott Salisbury · 13 Sep 2006 at 12:27

VaderDSL said:
Does she weigh the same as a duck?

LOL

Psyk · 13 Sep 2006 at 12:44

How old is your cousin?

(nothing to do with the thread really, I just always have to ask this question about people's female relatives

)

Shotgun_ned · 13 Sep 2006 at 12:47

You'll probably wake up tonight with some axe-weilding poltergeist above your bed.

Sweet dreams.

turkey73 · 13 Sep 2006 at 13:45

she came to visit you and this happens...

Are you sure its not you that is cursed?

Noxis · 13 Sep 2006 at 13:51

Does she wear a watch and is it always going wrong?

Strong magnetic field imo.

Spacky · 13 Sep 2006 at 14:05

VaderDSL said:
Does she weigh the same as a duck?

She turned me into a newt...I got better.

VaderDSL · 13 Sep 2006 at 14:06

Spacky said:
She turned me into a newt...I got better.

lol

da_mic_1530 · 13 Sep 2006 at 14:07

VaderDSL said:
Does she weigh the same as a duck?

is this her nose or did you stick it on?

the above quote is so obviously wrong, but i cannot for the life of me remember the correct wording, aplogies python fans. might go and watch it this afternoon tbh