I want to be a ninja am i the only one

Gangster
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fair enough im a bit drunk and been playing ninja gaiden...but how cool would that be that would fit my persoanlity perfeclty, dressed in black hidden from society comes out at night etc...i am working on the body and getting lean and swole but i dont think there is a place for ninjas in britains current society nevermind even japan is there,,damn
 
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Good ninjas don't reveal they are ninjas.
You wouldn't make a very good ninja if you are telling people that you want to be a ninja.
 
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Good ninjas don't reveal they are ninjas.
You wouldn't make a very good ninja if you are telling people that you want to be a ninja.

true but i am rather unkown online here vs real life and have not signed the contract with ninja inc yet either
 
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Heres some thing for you and your mate(yes you might need to get some first):D

An amazing game in which people must survive ninja karate chops in order to be the last ninja standing.

The rules are:
1. Extend one arm and place it in the middle with everyone else's arm.
2. On the count of 1, 2, 3, NINJA everyone jumps back (forming a circle) and strikes a ninja pose.
3. The game begins when a ninja decides to attempt to chop the hand of another ninja.
4. An attack attempt must only be made in one motion. Once that motion is made, the ninja must freeze is his new pose. Attacks can only be made to the ninja to the right or left.
5. Only attacking a ninja's hand will get him/her eliminated.
6. The ninja being attacked may dodge; however, that ninja must stay in his/her new ninja pose until he/she attacks or is attacked.
7. It is not necessary to attack every turn.
8. The last ninja standing is the ultimate ninja.
-Hey, do you wanna play ninja?
-No, I'm just not awesome enough for that game
 
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