Post two separate stories/facts/things; one true, one false. The GD hivemind will guess which one is correct. You will then confirm or deny this guess and why am I typing like Ron Swanson?
Statement A : I only pretend to dislike anime on these forums. I'm a fairly regular poster on some of the more well-known (and less well-known) sites and have a large collection of videos, DVDs and magazines. I've visited Japan three times and have gone to one anime convention.
Statement B : I have met Alex Ferguson and his team and I got all of their autographs.
So, tell me which one is true and post your own statements.