Inspired by a thread i read on here a long time ago whereby someone wrote to a dealership claiming they were a super hero and required transport i chose to do something similar but opted for the sympathy vote,
I wrote:
They wrote back, with sympathy minus a car offer
Im thinking of e-mailing back saying something along the lines of
"Im sure mercedes will be more sympathetic!"
Anyhoo made me smile
I wrote:
Dear Sir or Madam,
My name is **** **** i am 20 years old and i am in my second year of
university. I currently require a car as my 10 year old 'French' made
renault Clio has died on me. I have promised myself that one day i shall own
my very own BMW. I am writing to ask you to take pitty on me and loan me a
BMW for a year until I have worked for my years placement so i can afford a
second hand BMW. This would be excellent publicity for your company, you
could plaster the car in advertisments and most importantly you would be
making a future loyal lifetime customer a very happy bunny!
I thank you for your time in reading this e-mail and look forward to hearing
back from you,
Regards
**** **** (BMW fan)
They wrote back, with sympathy minus a car offer
Dear ****
Thank you for contacting BMW Customer Information.
We are sorry to hear that your current vehicle has passed away and are full
of admiration for the interest you are showing in the BMW marque.
However, although we are deeply sympathetic to your plight and understand
the situation you are in as a student, we are very sorry that we are unable
to provide you with a BMW as a loan car. Our publicity requirements are
catered for in the way of advertising and public days but if we were to
advertise in the manner you suggest, then we would put you top of the list
of recipients!
We would like to suggest that when you become a tycoon of industry, you may
wish to contact your nearest BMW Dealership to check out the latest BMW
variants. When you graduate, there are sure to be some very tasty models
available.
We would like to thank you for writing to us, for the fine taste you are
developing in a car and also take the opportunity to wish you the very best
of luck with your studies.
Yours sincerely
Elfriede ******
Product Information Advisor
Im thinking of e-mailing back saying something along the lines of
"Im sure mercedes will be more sympathetic!"
Anyhoo made me smile