Idiotic Celebrity Quotes...

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Seeing Jade Goody tonight made me remember how mind-numbingly unintelligent she is, and as tribute to this I scrounged some of her best quotes:

*Let's get fit, and get dancing!"

*Where is East Angular [sic], is it abroad?

*Rio de Janeiro - that's a person

*The Daily Mail is the post

*Saddam Hussein - is he a boxer or summink?

*A ferret is a bird

*I had my first birthday when I was one

*Who is Heinzstein?[sic]

*Mother Theresa is from Germany

*Sherlock Holmes invented toilets

*The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St. George is just for London, isn't it?

*I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen, but I didn't realise Aberdeen was in Scotland

*What's a sparagus [sic]? Do you grow it?

*I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell

*To fellow Big Brother contestant PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: You see those things... don't think I'm being daft... but
them [sic] things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?

*Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here

*Has Greece got its own moon?

*Narrator- It is day 12 and Jade is putting toothpaste on her spots.

*They were trying to use me as an escape goat [sic]

*Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain

*That's asexual harassment

*In the olden days they had wirelophones and they got music out of that

*Isnt Tony Blair in Little Britain - with that Sebastien guy?
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If anyone else has any moronic quotes from anyone famous feel free to post them, I know Bush has a few corkers floating around. ;):D
 
Trifid said:
What does 'sic' mean?

I'm not overly impressed with these. Beyond funny. :| (As in not funny.)
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If you don't know what 'sic' means then maybe these quotes aren't for you.:p

EDIT - lol at the above.
 
seek said:
Quote:
Brooke Shields
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Christina Aguilera
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?:)
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But at least Christina and Brooke can get by on their looks :D
 
I sometimes wonder if she just acts that dumb (thats a bit of an understatement) as a way to get attention or if she really is that stupid. I remember seeing her on a game show (think it was called eggheads) where she competes with university proffessors and other academics, and she actually came close to beating them. But she had the stupidest reasons for justifying her answers. For one question she was asked if some place was in india or indonesia and she said india because it sounded like the name of a curry, and she was right. Can't remember it exactly but it was something like that. The 'eggheads' on the other team couldn't believe it.
 
Psyk said:
I sometimes wonder if she just acts that dumb (thats a bit of an understatement) as a way to get attention or if she really is that stupid. I remember seeing her on a game show (think it was called eggheads) where she competes with university proffessors and other academics, and she actually came close to beating them. But she had the stupidest reasons for justifying her answers. For one question she was asked if some place was in india or indonesia and she said india because it sounded like the name of a curry, and she was right. Can't remember it exactly but it was something like that. The 'eggheads' on the other team couldn't believe it.
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I think the fact that she seems to have so well since leaving the BB house proves that she is living rather a charmed/lucky life.
 
Sam Dufton said:
she didnt know what a mace was? am i the only person who thinks thats weird?
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She should write the Jady Goody Encyclopedia and we could all get a top laugh out of it. <copyright Jade Goody as i know you probably lurk here under the guise of internet anonymity>
 
Trifid said:
What does 'sic' mean?

I'm not overly impressed with these. Beyond funny. :| (As in not funny.)
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It indicates that any error is on the part of the quoted person, and not the person typing it up--it's usually done when the work you're quoting has a spelling mistake, and you want to quote accurately as well as not have your readers think you're a retard.
 
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