Illegal outside of my flat

[StoutMeister]

Get some good **** my man.

 

[dymetrie]

See if the council are interested?

http://saferwatford.org.uk/ccm/portal/

 

[EdGey]

I don't think they'd be too fussed if you just asked them to do it elsewhere.

Try something at least. Moving out because of it is an absolute last resort.

 

[MeEsH BaKkA]

Use my day job skills, i'll supply a nice IED and we can teh nwatch the rats with wings pick away at whats left

Part time terrorist?

Edit: Too slow!!!

 

[ChrisD.]

Pass on make, model and VRMs of cars pulling up and pass onto The Police. You'd be surprised the amount of information you can get from one registration.

Will do. Never thought of this, no idea why I hadn't.

 

[Spuj]

Part time terrorist?

I heard you only get half the amount of virgins.

 

[boxman2000]

Well there is a shortage of jobs right now

Did make me chuckle that.

To OP, I would suggest you be as truthful as you can be but in this instance I don't see a problem with implying they were carrying weapons (in all honesty one of them is bound to have something on them)

After one of the other posts above it got me thinking about when I was a teenager - I used to carry a Glock 17 BB gun in the local park as me and my mates would have skirmishes - goodness knows what would happened these days if I did that!

 

[Skidder]

I heard you only get half the amount of virgins.

or you can get the full quota of birds but they are all slags (I'd go for the slags)

 

[SoundsGood]

Dress up as a rasta, walk over to them 'n say "Hey kids! wanna buy some dope?" then when they follow you; chop their heads off.

 

[Yaayuh!]

Implying that they look dangerous and maybe carrying weapons is a way to go indeed actually.
If you have balls, confront them, but you'll no doubt get your car keyed and house egged, so probably not a good idea...

Get a high FPS air rifle on their behinds?

 

[realBabelfish]

They've told me they'll send someone round to investigate, nothing else. I actually wouldn't be surprised of at least one of them is carrying a knife, after hearing some of the conversations.

Also, epic thread title fail missing a whole word.

lol. i was expecting it to be about some eastern europeans...

 

[realBabelfish]

Get an old transit and paint a red stripe on it and drive up really fast (possibly barrel rolling) and skid to a halt with some sort of home made cabbage throwing contraption on top. They will think it is the A team and leg it. If that doesn't work, say you know their mums.

he needs captain cab to help him out!

 

[realBabelfish]

I heard you only get half the amount of virgins.

they are old nuns too!

 

[Andy]

How old are they? I like the balaclava, beat the crap out of them and rob them idea.

 

[Mat]

Walk up to them with a pack of cards and ask who's dealing... laugh at their dumb faces.

 

[pyropetepete]

You're in the Taliban?

I'll give them a run for there money!!!

Well there is a shortage of jobs right now

Get what you can!

Part time terrorist?

Edit: Too slow!!!

LOL i've blown a few bit and bobs up over my time

 

[TheBigCheese]

Get a couple of mates and a stooge to act as a rival dealer and put them on the other side of the road.

Drive up to him aggressively, jump out in balaclavas, and pretend to beat him up or threaten him with a BB gun, then turn to face them...they'll either shot you or run away.

Problem sorted for you either way.

 

[TommyV]

Get some drum and bass pumping out of your window, run over naked flailing arms about, and start windmilling against their trousers then continue to fap yourself off pokey-bum style whilst assuming the squat position

they'll soon move on

 

[~>Dg<~]

do like all the ocuk crew learn krav take down the ring leader then finish the other twenty left handed then say im from ocuk you should have known better

 

[Macky]

Offer the kids cheaper drugs.