Illegal outside of my flat

BarBrawllin · 22 Mar 2012 at 21:06

kaffe said:
Worst "I used to be trouble" post everrrrrrr!

Glad you liked it

Would you rather i glorified all the gritty details of my past criminal activities and just told the truth and say i dont give a flying **** what i did back then and didnt learn any lessons and just trying to give the guy some friendly advice coming from somebody with obvious experience and that i made up the whole kicked out the flat thing and "lucky i didnt get sent to jail" up so nobody gets any smart ideas and decides to grass me up and myself look 'ard and a total **** in the proccess would that have floated your boat a bit more mr cambridge tea and crumpets morris dancing w****r. Probly wear your grannies cardigans you poof.

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Tefal · 22 Mar 2012 at 21:07

buy pay as you go mobile from market stall,
wait for them to be outside,
phone police saying there has been a stabbing outside,
throw phone away and watch for the lols.

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Mar 2012 at 21:14

BarBrawllin said:
would that have floated your boat a bit more mr cambridge tea and crumpets morris dancing w****r. Probly wear your grannies cardigans you poof.

He is a she. Good job with the personal insults though!

BarBrawllin · 22 Mar 2012 at 21:22

[FnG]magnolia;21532788 said:
He is a she. Good job with the personal insults though!

wait,he's a she :eek:

well that just ruins it!! hope nobody took that serious btw thats wat the little pic at the end was for lol.

im such a fail troll

Danm54 · 22 Mar 2012 at 21:25

SoundsGood said:
Dress up as a rasta, walk over to them 'n say "Hey kids! wanna buy some dope?" then when they follow you; chop their heads off.

Its a job for Rasta Mouse!!!!

Zbornak · 23 Mar 2012 at 01:15

Sting operation. Place a beehive nearby.

I'll get my coat.

Buchanan0204 · 23 Mar 2012 at 01:50

maccapacca said:
hahahahhahahahah awesome

or

Start dealing yourself, there's obviously a demand simple business sense undercut the opposition, maybe even pimp out your missus 'whilst they wait' in your flat, cups of tea chill out rooms, profit

GD never fails to make me smile! Brilliant (laugh out loud)

HamZilla · 23 Mar 2012 at 02:50

I can't take this seriously. What area of Watford are we talking about? Afaik I'm not aware of any knife/gun hotspots in any part of the town.

Skidder · 23 Mar 2012 at 07:07

Get your buddy doughboy to do a drive by, it's the only way. Watford don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the Hood.

sehcure · 23 Mar 2012 at 07:19

King Damager said:
Pretty sure they'd give you some stern words for wasting police time. However it is well knwon that this does work xD

kd

The old "heat of the moment, maybe I was mistaken" excuse would go down fine

craptakular · 23 Mar 2012 at 07:38

Just buy a mac10 from Asim then just shoot up the car park.

Kainz · 23 Mar 2012 at 07:42

Cigars are where it at. Buy a pack of Hamlets, the mild cigar.

HAz · 23 Mar 2012 at 07:51

Do you live on the set of shameless?

pyropetepete · 23 Mar 2012 at 08:43

Im taking delivery of some 16'' shells today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN5xziosH6s

Or when it goes blackshell and on the ground

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2-1LGjBy6Q

Not much cleaning up to do.

Nitefly · 23 Mar 2012 at 08:48

BarBrawllin said:
wait,he's a shewell that just ruins it!! hope nobody took that serious btw thats wat the little pic at the end was for lol.

im such a fail troll

First, if you were joking, it comes across as you were 'half joking'. Secondly, I'd fully star any swearies pronto with the edit function.

No personal insults please.