To make you feel better, the mattyprice4004 Post Of Stupid.
1. Thinking I could fly down the stairs when drunk.
2. Reversing car into my Mum's house, with no engine running and me INSIDE the house. This is what the handbrake is for.
3. Sticking my hand to a bottle of Oasis today with superglue. Not cool.
4. A nice burn from the gas soldering iron I was just using, then picked up by the tip.
5. Not putting a glow plug back in the cylinder head of a car I was working on while I had the head off, meaning the head had to come off again.
6. Telling a mate to get into his GFs best mate, on his Facebook wall.
7. Changing a light bulb without turning the light switch off.
8. Going to Scotland with predicted snow in a car that's crap in anything beyond rain. Got stuck for 2 days.
9. Falling through a ceiling when in a disused building's loft.
10. Touching my knob when I've just had a red hot chilli kebab... I felt that. Literally.
I could go on, yours isn't that stupid