I've got my eleven year old dusting right now, I'm going for the hoover (if I can find it).
I'm for it chaps.....
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I've got my eleven year old dusting right now, I'm going for the hoover (if I can find it).
Man of Honour
That seems to be the plan because, A...I keep checking the forum, I cant help myself, B...I can't find the damned hoover and C... she is just pulling up the drive as we speak.
Don't clog the nozzle..
When you wash up make sure you get rid of the tell tale suds everywhere!
I make this mistake every time, washing up with minutes to spare before she gets home to then get asked "Have you only just washed up? There's suds everywhere"
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
I make this mistake every time, washing up with minutes to spare before she gets home to then get asked "Have you only just washed up? There's suds everywhere"
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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When she walks through the door say:
"Sorry love, I didn't manage to get those things done as I was online looking for your perfect Christmas present. You're going to love it."
Women are forgiving if they are going to get something out of it.
"Sorry love, I didn't manage to get those things done as I was online looking for your perfect Christmas present. You're going to love it."
Women are forgiving if they are going to get something out of it.
Alternatively scatter pills over the table, pretend to be in a coma due to an overdose.
Man of Honour
Go out now and come back at 20:00.
I don't think hanging upside down above the front door to swing down and snap her neck as she enters is the best way to go about this.
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You have a cleaner?
No sympathy here
No sympathy here
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Lock the 11 year old in the garden shed and act all frantic when wife comes through door, tell her you've checked under the cushions and everything.
chicken soup Mmmmmmm...
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Plum.