I'm going cruzzzzzzzzzzin tonight

great advice said:
Nothing wrong with a well organised cruise with like minded people though, there was one this sunday with members of OCUK that went well iirc :p Or do we call it a meet and its a different thing? :D
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Nah, that definately WASN'T a cruise, however we can't expect you to know that, as someone still hasn't managed to turn up to a Manchester Meet regardless of saying he would :p
 
agw_01 said:
Gonna be wel g.ud innit. I is gona see some phat cars n al dat!
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What has happened to the english language!?! People actually talk like this as well, whilst driving their 'pimp'd' Corsas with 'phat' wheels, with their 'hos' and think they are looking 'bling', which further brings down the tone of our rather excellent society.

Innit.

PS Kick a**
 
Heard Rochdale is quite big. I'd come over but I'm v. v. poor atm, and it means driving the ruddy clio again.

Less than 2 weeks to go, thank god.. :cool:
 
andi said:
Heard Rochdale is quite big. I'd come over but I'm v. v. poor atm, and it means driving the ruddy clio again.

Less than 2 weeks to go, thank god.. :cool:
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Explain big, cos I live in Rockdale, it's a scummy little town :D
 
Last time I went to Bolton..

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See. Not all big bores and lexus lights. I was in the Fiesta with the cage in the background of the R5 pic.
 
Well, that was fun :D

What a load of ******* idiots! Started off ok, cars were taking it in turns to drive around the big square... flooring it on the straights.

Some of the cars were mighty impressive... there were 2 turbo'd Corsas albeit with super huge bodykits which were very quick, a lovely looking DC2 JDM with Civic Type R wheels, a turbo'd Astra and a Skyline. Various Scoobs and a few Evo's.

I didn't really get chance to take pictures though :( I didn't feel safe walking up to peoples cars and taking pictures... didn't want my camera snatched.

Anyway, the lesser cars were quite comical... bog standard punto's on steelies with massive exhausts, a Corsa with grey bumpers and huge white sideskirts moulded into the wheel arch... oh not forgetting the mound of blue neons in attendence.

As the night progressed, people got silly... and there were 2 guys in a BMW 325 I think it was burning it up and down the straights at silly speeds. Not forgetting the morons on the bikes pulling wheelies and almost getting knocked down by cars. Ah well, up to them.

Anyway, on with the few pics I did take...

My mate's GSi-Turbo

Judging by the number plate, this car had 400bhp (M400 BHP)

Toyota Celica

A proper bad Punto in da corna innit

A Skyline that turned up just as I was leaving

So yeah, there we go... I'm no longer a cruise virgin. There's a bigger one happening on Saturday night which will have the presence of Fast Car magazine. If I can sort the flash out on my camera so that it doesn't glare out on numberplates, I might head up there.
 
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agw_01 said:
didn't really get chance to take pictures though I didn't feel safe walking up to peoples cars and taking pictures... didn't want my camera snatched.
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I've never understand this with "regular" cruisers who get annoyed when people stop to look at their car or take photographs.

If they don't like the attention, why do they "mod" them in the first place and go to places packed full of people?
 
Exactly. I mean some of them probably wouldn't be too bothered but I didn't want go risk it. I suppose I could have asked, but then I would have looked like a bit of a geek.

I'll no doubt take pictures at the big meet though, as there will be plenty of people doing so.
 
great advice said:
Cruises are nasty mate, ive been to a few though :D Ive been to the Rochdale one your going to and its really naff mate, there's a guy they all look up to in a civic with a type r body kit - what makes it even funnier is that he cant afford to run it even though its not even a type r , you will see his missus there (blonde who is rough as hell) and she drives a fiesta - but thats his daily drive. Everyone else there is in more or less the same situation!
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Now, i'm CERTAIN the two people you describe have been on TV. It was on Channel 4 at about 11 in the morning during the week (hooray for being a lazy student!). May have been a repeat, never know. The guy had a Civic like you describe but, iirc, the blonde girl was his cousin? I remember the family business being a non-national furniture store of some kind?
 
Serj said:
The guy had a Civic like you describe but, iirc, the blonde girl was his cousin?
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Probably his girlfriend and his cousin... sounds like he could be dumb enough to be that way inclined :p
 
lol.. sounds like ya had a mint night :P

nice R34 there.. think you need to brush up on ya camera skills tho.. lol

ive been to a few cruises.. and they are normally always boring.. lol

Things to watch out for at your next cruise.. (its not a real one without these)


1ltr power racing about the place with 3inch system on it that sounds like a wet fart

The comedy dixie horn.. or some form of it. going off every few mins..

The scooter boys being plain dangerous

The idiot whos decided hes going to show everyone his "auto testing" skills about 2 inches from everyones cars

The "happy happy hardcore" blasting from some nova or corsa

The "ive taken daddys bmw for the night and im not insured" kid

The radgie with the car that simply couldnt pass a mot and he dont have a licence but its "alreet init.. as im a good driver.. ive been driving since i was 12 me wwwaaa"

and a personal fav!!!! the fake dump valve :D always good for a laugh.


only places i goto now are the orginised jap meets :) they is policed and we have burger van that come down etc :D
 
Ohhh, that reminds me! What was parked next to my car... but a 'pimped' 53 plate Corsa with a fake dump valve. I had to move my car somewhere else to control my laughter :D

Oh, my camera skills are fine ;) The last 3 pictures were taken without the flash... I didn't want to draw attention to myself.

There were several cars 'flying' up the straight. Loud exhausts + 1 litre engines = you look like a fool.

The "ive taken daddys bmw for the night and im not insured" kid
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There was one guy in a brand new Astra TD Estate. It really was rapid... but that's because he was caining the ass off it. He didn't look old enough to own a car, let alone drive it.

Actually, that reminds me of a blue Punto with steelies and a big exhaust. The guy (looked like a girl) couldn't even see over the steering wheel :D

Something I want to know is, why the hell do they sit there with the engines running? I must have walked past 10 cars with the cooling fans on. Idiots!
 
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