im justin and im a hobo

[Slinky1989]

i need your thoughts on me being a hobo and any hoboness i could add to my life through methodical dance. i have grown a full facial beard and need some more tips pls

love justin. the christmas hobo

 

[Andr3w]

Leave home and live in the streets

 

[tres]

smell like tinkle

 

[Casdawer]

lolwut?

 

[Slinky1989]

i have soiled myself a few times.

seems to do the job well
i do have a box too but the sides keep falling down

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

I'm confused. Eat cat food.

 

[TheMightyTen]

Stand at bus stops and mumble nonsensical noises at people whilst holding a piece of moldy cheese.

 

[G|mp]

Have a rolly hanging out the side of your mouth that's covered in spit and hasn't been lit for a week.

 

[Frenzy]

wear nothing but a trenchcoat and flash people in your local park

 

[V4NT0M]

Eat only 3 times a week, do not wash, bath or shower, no deoderants, change your clothes every 2 years.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

I assume you're already sleeping outside in the middle of the closest town centre?

 

[Slinky1989]

God dammit I shouldn't leave my account logged in at work

 

[Nick1881]

Haha, owned

 

[D5T]

Cant believe anyone hasn't suggested that you get a dog and a red bandana

 

[shauncr91]

God dammit I shouldn't leave my account logged in at work

Haha

 

[ElliorR]

You need to find yourself a Hobo Humpin' Slowbo Babe

 

[gillywibble]

Be sure to scratch. Everywhere.

 

[Jongo]

God dammit I shouldn't leave my account logged in at work

aaahahaha

 

[Hilly]

hob0wned.

 

[Feek]