I'm not sick, but I'm not weeellllll!

jp_bl_68 · 20 Sep 2009 at 14:55

It lasted about 30 minutes.

Dark_Angel · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:09

jp_bl_68 said:
Just chopped some chillies and forgot to wash my hands before going to the toilet

That doesn't sound like a fun 30 minutes.

CliffyBiro · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:11

Reminds me of a scene from Slumdog Millionaire.

swanseajack · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:21

Gut problems, been having to go to the toilet around 14 times a day since Weds night.

Xenoxide · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:31

Man flu here, with a cough that wont blooming stop and a nose that wont stop getting choked up.

And at work. On a Sunday. Somebody up there doesn't like me.

Dark_Angel · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:33

skippi90 said:
Reminds me of a scene from Slumdog Millionaire.

Still haven't got around to seeing that movie.

swanseajack said:
Gut problems, been having to go to the toilet around 14 times a day since Weds night.

14 times? Damn....

Zip · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:43

swanseajack said:
Gut problems, been having to go to the toilet around 14 times a day since Weds night.

Your arse must be raw from wiping

Dark_Angel · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:46

I was gonna say that... but decided against it.

jp_bl_68 · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:50

Dark_Angel said:
That doesn't sound like a fun 30 minutes.

It was like someone was holding a lit match up to my junk.

Zip · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:56

jp_bl_68 said:
It was like someone was holding a lit match up to my junk.

I bet a guy in my class $20 if he rubbed deep heat on his nads once.

Half a tube of extra sport Strength deep heat later i was $20 poorer

He was flat out on his back in class not moving with his legs apart and got the rest of the day off school!

We could smell the deap heat on him from the other side of the building too!

Dark_Angel · 20 Sep 2009 at 15:59

Zip said:
I bet a guy in my class $20 if he rubbed deep heat on his nads once.

Half a tube of extra sport Strength deep heat later i was $20 poorer

He was flat out on his back in class not moving with his legs apart and got the rest of the day off school!

We could smell the deap heat on him from the other side of the building too!

You might have been the one worse of in terms of cold hard cash, but I imagine the entertainment would have been worth it.

swanseajack · 20 Sep 2009 at 16:02

Zip said:
Your arse must be raw from wiping

Don't I know it

And I've done my back in so have to do all nifty tricks to wipe.

Zip · 20 Sep 2009 at 16:06

Dark_Angel said:
You might have been the one worse of in terms of cold hard cash, but I imagine the entertainment would have been worth it.

Well worth it.

Its around 5 years ago and people still talk about it.

The Principle came to find out who got him to do it so he could tell them off, Got told it was me and came over and before he could speak started to laugh and went back to his office

I had kids i had never seen around school from all age groups coming up to me saying "Thats so cruel/funny what your got him to do"

Stuff that legends are made of :cool:

Best $20 ive ever spent :cool:

wannabedamned · 20 Sep 2009 at 16:17

Spotty scalp after shaving my head last night

I Guess the blade was dull! I thought it'd be fine....

From now on, If in doubt, swap the blade.

vincent1989 · 20 Sep 2009 at 16:24

broke my tooth at work, need to phone the dentist tomorrow, i'm hoping i'm still on their records but i haven't been in a while :/

theevilsam · 20 Sep 2009 at 16:53

flu here too. but i think i'll get by with a little help from jack