Im Sitting In The Car Park...

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Where a Nigerian fellow comes and knocks on my window.

Me: Yes, how can I help you?
Nigerian: Sorry to disturb you, but how much did you buy this "Mercedes-Benz" for?
Me: I got it 4 years ago £15k, why?
Nigerian: I am wanting to know if you will let it go?
Me: No sorry, not for sale, why are you asking?
Nigerian: I buy/sell "Executive Cars" and ship them to "Africa"
Me: (DING DONG NIGERIAN PERSON BUT IN PERSON!)
Nigerian: So where can I buy one of these?
Me: Autotrader
Nigerian: Autotrader?
Me: Yes Autotrader, look it up in the estates section, you should be able to find one private or trade
Nigerian: So you are not selling it?
Me: No
Nigerian: ......
Me: ......
Nigerian: Ok bye thanks for your time cheers
Me: (Cue me rolling up my window and laughing hard)

So, nigerian do phones/e-mail/ and now people. Out of all people in the car park (supermarket) he came up to me. Funnily enough he had a Vauxhall Vectra in a '97 shape.
 
Vita said:
Funnily enough he had a Vauxhall Vectra in a '97 shape.
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EXACTLY!! no way he buy's executive cars for africa else he'd firstly be driving the benz, and secondly would know where the **** to find them himself - chancer!
 
BigglesPiP said:
I bet he would have paid you by some scrupulous means had you said yes.
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I actually did say how much do you think it's worth. He started to laugh, told him he could pick up same model for as little as £5k in the autotrader.

It didn't worry me much, but he was like yeah it's good for groceries. Since when do Nigerians have groceries.
 
Talking of that, My boss recently had the same thing happen to him. Some african guy phoned him up and bought is car to ship to Ghana. The thing is he sold it to him, and paid out right in cash. The boss didnt release the car until the cash was in the bank and secured, seems dodgy i know, but meh....
 
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