Impress the ladies this weekend!

Totality · 28 Apr 2008 at 18:05

Just been shown this site by a mate. Now there's no excuse for not pulling the ladies when you impress them with your magic at the bar! Probably guaranteed not to work, but at least you can say you tried...

http://www.easybartricks.com/

Greenlizard0 · 28 Apr 2008 at 18:15

I'd rather just drug them.

Cr0fty · 28 Apr 2008 at 18:21

Greenlizard0 said:
I'd rather just drug them.

^The manly way to do it

Quick, easy, 100% success.

Azagoth · 28 Apr 2008 at 18:23

Cr0fty said:
^The manly way to do it Quick, easy, 100% success.

More like 98%, there's always one or two inconsiderate ones that have a fatal reaction to the drugs.

nutcase · 28 Apr 2008 at 18:37

Azagoth said:
More like 98%, there's always one or two inconsiderate ones that have a fatal reaction to the drugs.

Makes it even easier, surely?

fail at the internets · 28 Apr 2008 at 18:39

Seems like a lot of effort and preparation just to get a shag tbh.

iviv · 28 Apr 2008 at 18:57

Just go in there and be alpha. I hear hitting someone with a bar stool works.

DJMK4 · 28 Apr 2008 at 19:07

Azagoth said:
More like 98%, there's always one or two inconsiderate ones that have a fatal reaction to the drugs.

Then that 2% comes in handy for the necropheliacs(sp?) in the house

Cr0fty · 28 Apr 2008 at 19:48

[Sniper][Wolf];11589824 said:
Then that 2% comes in handy for the necropheliacs(sp?) in the house

All ya mother ******* say YO!

Killa_ken · 28 Apr 2008 at 19:52

no need for tom foolery. just tell them your alpha and lay your wang on their lap.

Ben M · 28 Apr 2008 at 19:55

Just show them how alpha you are by punching them and their friends in the ovaries.

Then you'll get abitta sex.

Moley · 28 Apr 2008 at 19:59

Killa_ken said:
no need for tom foolery. just tell them your alpha and lay your wang on their lap.

Or to quote Derek and Clive:

"Take your **** out, put it in her hand and cry...."

sunnysingh · 28 Apr 2008 at 20:10

thats wasnt a magic trick !!!!!!!