in the woods with granny

bedazzled · 28 May 2012 at 10:48

Anyone who knows the area will also know that the Dukes drive is a bit too close to the Lache for comfort. The Lache and Blacon are two areas of Chester which should be avoided like the plague.

Saundie · 28 May 2012 at 10:52

Did anybody else see the title of the thread and expect it to be about Wayne Rooney?

Redz · 28 May 2012 at 10:57

Saundie said:
Did anybody else see the title of the thread and expect it to be about Wayne Rooney?

I was expecting Little Red Riding Hood.

arknor · 28 May 2012 at 10:58

[TW]Fox;22014336 said:
Omg, there were two guys camping!?

sound like murders aor rapists i suspect they are outlaws and the king wants their heads.

maybe the OP stumbled across robin hoods camp? rush in their with a BB gun and claim the bounties on these rascals, at the very least they have probably been poaching the kings deer

Skidder · 28 May 2012 at 10:59

They rapin' everybody out here.

GJ02 · 28 May 2012 at 11:03

Thanks for productive input guys

I will leave things as they are

krooton · 28 May 2012 at 11:04

Skidder said:
They rapin' everybody out here.

Hide yo kids, hide yo granny!

Pav89 · 28 May 2012 at 11:06

Skidder said:
They rapin' everybody out here.

You didn't even link to it!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

OP, you need to stop being so over protective. Let them go through the woods!

Malk101 · 28 May 2012 at 11:12

Surely they are not going to be there every week, if you are that worried get the local community wardens to have a word with them, there is always someone looking suss when your out and about, they were probs just hiding there stash in the woods

World is full of worse dangers than to be worried about people camping or dogging or whatever 2 guys in the woods do.

[FnG]magnolia · 28 May 2012 at 11:14

krooton said:
Hide yo kids, hide yo granny!

Ha ha!

Guile · 28 May 2012 at 11:38

Woodland - home to many rapes and murder scenes. This is standard.

GJ02 said:
From what she has told me, a guy looking very sus with his face covered standing by a tree

Answers your questions really. Wouldn't take much to over power a 60 year old woman and snatch the kid.

Brookert · 28 May 2012 at 11:53

Skidder said:
They rapin' everybody out here.

krooton said:
Hide yo kids, hide yo granny!

I've lost the plot now, I'm in stitches

StonedPenguin · 28 May 2012 at 11:56

The Halk said:
It's not the right thing to do. You're being ridiculous.

Absolutely!

MrMoonX · 28 May 2012 at 12:48

So no ones actually been raped???

No strange people then???

?????

Profit

Cosimo · 28 May 2012 at 13:13

I keep reading that title and expect a story about the big bad wolf.

nydryl · 28 May 2012 at 13:15

Watch out when you're walking around the supermarket too. Paedophiles and murderers lurk in the chillers waiting to pounce.

A.N.Other · 28 May 2012 at 13:45

nydryl said:
Watch out when you're walking around the supermarket too. Paedophiles and murderers lurk in the chillers waiting to pounce.

Don't forget about the men in the ice cream vans, too. They're notorious. :mad:

Angilion · 28 May 2012 at 15:54

GJ02 said:
[..]
And on Saturday ( which prompted me to stop her taking him in there ) there are 2 guys camping

Two guys camping in the woods? Call for the SAS! Call for NATO! Call for Starfleet! Nobody ever camps out in the woods for any reason other than murdering people at the very least!

I just don't want to be the one who thought about it and done nothing about it, if you know what I mean, I am being paranoid I know, but I'm just thing of both of them

I think your risk assessment is seriously flawed.

conb123 · 28 May 2012 at 15:59

Don't be so silly

LordSplodge · 28 May 2012 at 16:07

GJ02 said:
Maybe I am being over protective?

Yes. Have a look at what are actual risks for your child are not perceived risks. Minimise these, stop worrying about the bogeyman.