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There's an american footballer or baseball player called Dick Buttkiss lol
Innocent words that make you chuckle.
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in the geotechnics lab we have lots of machinery that has wierd names
"penetration test"
"constant head test"
"pressure head test"
"multiple head test"
etc etc
She must be a popular girl.
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'creaming off profits'
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'creaming off profits'
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baps
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Reminds me of years ago when E4 were advertising The Gift and at the end of the promo the announcer says
"and Katie Holmes gets her baps out"
Now if that isn't the best way to advertise that film i don't know what is. It made me smile.
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clam
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Anal as in anal retentive makes me smile when it's used like that. At 44 you'd think I'd be over such juvenile humour 
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Has to be FLANGE....
...been mentioned before, I know.
...been mentioned before, I know.
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Drilling wells has to be one of the dirtiest businesses to get into if you want double-entendres. When you start talking about boring, reentry, mud weight, over pressure and head you can have some fun. Then obviously there is the danger of sucking too hard...
But then again it is related to a science where you can say "that dykes cleavage is caused by heavy thrusting and orogen, explains the cummingtonite" perfectly innocently.
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"Please not in the mouth, uncle."
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Facial Tissues always work for me! ....when I'm shopping!!! God you have the mind of a filthpig 
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girls going for a "facial" always makes me laugh
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