Innocent words that make you chuckle.

[TheCenturion]

I love it when someone says 'do do', as in:

"No, don't do this, but yes, do do that"

Also, it's possible to get 'follow through' marks in exams

 

[javv5]

feltch

 

[stifler]

eh?
what?
is that a regional thing?

Its what we call mixing two materials at work.

But i find it quite amusing calling one of my mates "a blend"

 

[StoutMeister]

A friend of ours used to go out with a chap by the name of Willy Cumming.

 

[asim18]

Spotted dick.

 

[StoutMeister]

Seminal.

 

[StoutMeister]

Finbarr Saunders, master of the double entendre.



Gnuk!

 

[grez]

Schiit (as in the hi-fi brand).

 

[JayMax]

Already mentioned above, my gym had a poster up advertising Free facials for the ladies.

And my policeman mate who is certified as a "Methods of Entry Specialist" (Back doors?)

Fnar fnar!

 

[D.P.]

Unzip
Poke
Touch
Finger
Mount
Fsck
Gasp
More
Uptime
Umount
Sleep

 

[Freakbro]

^ DP

 

[Lukewhitworth]

cumquat!

 

[SteveOBHave]

I often have a quiet inappropriate chuckle in Schindlers Lifts... it works on a few levels... ... . .

 

[Kodiak]

Engineering is so full of double-entendres it's unbelievable.

You gotta love it though.

I once had to draw up a fabricated I beam. It required a "2m full penitration butt weld". That always makes me smile.

 

[mad4jags]

Helmet.
Plasterer's also use what's known as a "Bell end bead".Try keeping a straight face when asking for that one!!

 

[twist3d0n3]

queef

 

[FlamBango]

quack

 

[haaammit]

Glistening...

that's where it's at....

glistening.....

 

[Traffic_Warden]

HickoryShaft.

 

[Aeleys]

falange