Soldato
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Long story, Starlet's gone back (
)
Got about a grand. Want something semi interesting.
Note: Interesting is not the same as good
For example:
Saxo VTR
Cheap Golf slammed on wide wheels
VW Caddy
ANYTHING for £500 that I can make fun with rattlecans and dished wheels
205 GTi
106 GTi
Almost anything old and crap and viable (unlikely I know)
I know these criteria may be beyond ridiculous for a lot of you, that's fine. Let me explain my reasons further.
I just want something that's fun. Saxo VTR is fun because it's a nippy little hatch that will amuse me enough as is, as a new driver. I will be entirely convinced it's a racing car, and that will keep me happy for some time.
Stupid German hatchbacks on stupid wheels make me happy as well, plus knocking 90% off its value with paint from Halfords will amuse me for a time.
I'm ok with wrecking the resale value of a very cheap car for my own amusement.
VW Caddys are awesome but let's be honest I won't get one for this money. If I find one that actually goes for £1k I'll spaff my kecks, but... it's a dream. A weird dream.
So basically, it's two camps.
1) Something that fills the budget (I can go to £1200 if its worth it) and is quite good for what it is, like the Saxo, 106, 205, and will be pretty much left as is or be a rolling resto (205).
2) Something that's cheaper that I can **** about with and drive into the ground before taking my stupid wheels with me and moving on to the next one. Golf, Caddy, etc etc.
If it helps, the car I technically currently still own but is going back (reasons beyond my control - I desperately would love to keep this car but can't for family reasons), is a Toyota Starlet SR. Engine and performance wise it's a boggo EP91 Starlet, 75bhp. It's got speedline wheels, a TRD exhaust and spoiler, so it looks reasonable in a cute way, makes a good brrm brrm noise but is very insurable for a new driver. I can stretch on the insurance though. But you get my gist - I passed my test on the 9th of this month and I want something fun. Probably a lot of you guys know what I mean by fun, previous name was Mohinder if that helps! I have similar bizarre tastes to Penski
I commute about 20 miles, so economy and so on are not real concerns. I know this isn't necessarily the favourite subject of this forum, but I want... character.
Very rambling post I know, big family drama tonight so I proceeded to do the decent thing and get a bit drunk, but hopefully you get the gist.
Recommend! Be stupid, knowing me I'll be up for it.

Got about a grand. Want something semi interesting.
Note: Interesting is not the same as good
For example:
Saxo VTR
Cheap Golf slammed on wide wheels
VW Caddy
ANYTHING for £500 that I can make fun with rattlecans and dished wheels
205 GTi
106 GTi
Almost anything old and crap and viable (unlikely I know)
I know these criteria may be beyond ridiculous for a lot of you, that's fine. Let me explain my reasons further.
I just want something that's fun. Saxo VTR is fun because it's a nippy little hatch that will amuse me enough as is, as a new driver. I will be entirely convinced it's a racing car, and that will keep me happy for some time.
Stupid German hatchbacks on stupid wheels make me happy as well, plus knocking 90% off its value with paint from Halfords will amuse me for a time.
I'm ok with wrecking the resale value of a very cheap car for my own amusement.
VW Caddys are awesome but let's be honest I won't get one for this money. If I find one that actually goes for £1k I'll spaff my kecks, but... it's a dream. A weird dream.
So basically, it's two camps.
1) Something that fills the budget (I can go to £1200 if its worth it) and is quite good for what it is, like the Saxo, 106, 205, and will be pretty much left as is or be a rolling resto (205).
2) Something that's cheaper that I can **** about with and drive into the ground before taking my stupid wheels with me and moving on to the next one. Golf, Caddy, etc etc.
If it helps, the car I technically currently still own but is going back (reasons beyond my control - I desperately would love to keep this car but can't for family reasons), is a Toyota Starlet SR. Engine and performance wise it's a boggo EP91 Starlet, 75bhp. It's got speedline wheels, a TRD exhaust and spoiler, so it looks reasonable in a cute way, makes a good brrm brrm noise but is very insurable for a new driver. I can stretch on the insurance though. But you get my gist - I passed my test on the 9th of this month and I want something fun. Probably a lot of you guys know what I mean by fun, previous name was Mohinder if that helps! I have similar bizarre tastes to Penski

I commute about 20 miles, so economy and so on are not real concerns. I know this isn't necessarily the favourite subject of this forum, but I want... character.
Very rambling post I know, big family drama tonight so I proceeded to do the decent thing and get a bit drunk, but hopefully you get the gist.
Recommend! Be stupid, knowing me I'll be up for it.