INTERVENTION

Dye it pink, plait it into two strands.

Threaten anyone who is involved with clandestine nocturnal 'interventions' of your own. Your discretion on the site of hair patchily removed. (Pubes for discomfort, eyebrows/hair for public disgrace)

Worked for me. :D
 
Beard > no beard

I have been toying with the idea of a facial-fungus resurrection over the last few weeks. Think I may go for some executive jaw-line action so's not to look too much like a tramp.

No shave Friday, beard by Monday. Sorted.
 
Nix said:
Interventions should only be undertaken on two instances:

(i) The person in question has a beard that looks ridiculous;
(ii) Said person has dreadlocks.
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what's wrong with having dreads and a beard?

just tell your mates to koff. it's your face.
 
Sic said:
what's wrong with having dreads and a beard?

just tell your mates to koff. it's your face.
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Touch a nerve? :p

Clause (iii) dictates that should both (i) and (ii) be met, said person is immune from an invervention -- they're just too far gone.
 
THE BEARD

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