Irish Dirt

The Americans are world famous idiots. Well done to the Irish for having the idea to sell them dirt though.
 
Almost as good as the Ponderosa Bar.
http://www.nifoodreview.com/the-ponderosa-review.htm

Used to sell bags of air for £1 each (and probably still does as it's been a while since I was near there)

and also
Not the Highest pub in Ireland (far from it in fact)
And not actually in Ireland

Even though it plays heavily on all these points on both it's adverts and websites.
Still, it manages to spout all three of the above and gets a whole load of dumb tourists (especially Americans) in...... and still not be prosecuted even though trading standards should be having a field day.
 
Well, from all the Americans I've met, they all seem to be 20-70% Irish!

They claim to be Irish but are not from Ireland. Neither are their parents. Or Grandparents, etc etc.
They have never even been out of North America, let alone Europre or Ireland.

I have no Irish relatives yet I consider myself more Irish than many Americans claim!

BTW it was Texas that I visited, and yes, they are as churchy, yet racist and gay as we all thought.
 
Kudos to the scammer who came up with this! lol

Instead of misadvertising common dirt as part of a slice of a historic football pitch, he's successfully found some muppets stupid enough to buy it for what it is!!! What a surprise they happened to me American! :o
 
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