Is anybody elses mum like this?

[asim18]

I wake up at about 12pm, come down and find my mum has gone out shopping. Then, I see she has searched through my wallet. It is open on my desk, with MY £20 note half sticking out of it.

She then comes home with some shopping, I say "hi" and help put it away. She doesn't say a word to me. She just sits down and starts watching TV, I ask her if she's "OK", she completely ignores me, eyes glued to the TV...

I then tell her she's gone crazy, put my headphones on, and have rant on OCUK.

What could her problem possibly be?

 

[Megahurtz400]

Like what?

As hot as your mum

Sick burn bro...

 

[matty114]

Just slap her about

 

[gumbald]

She didn't take the £20 then?

 

[Phoebs]

ive no idea but if my mum went routing through my purse i would explode!

 

[A.N.Other]

What could her problem possibly be?

She doesn't like you

Dunno. Probably that you waste half the day in bed ...

 

[asim18]

She didn't take the £20 then?

no, it's mine.

 

[Maximum Triceratops]

Probably because you woke up at 12pm, your lazy get up earlier.

 

[daveydave]

Maybe she was gonna borrow the 20 to go food shopping?

I dunno, just ask her.

Oh and for the record...no...my mum doesnt do the above

 

[gumbald]

To answer the original question, no. Couldn't care less if my mum went through my wallet, I trust her entirely.

 

[Azagoth]

She's going to tell you that you're adopted and just can't think of the right way to break it to you.

 

[syke]

So....she opened your wallet and theres £20 sticking half out, zomg.

So what?!

 

[Nitefly]

She clearly isn't ok then is she if she is sat there ignoring you.

Go and make her a cup of tea. When was the last time you did that?

 

[DarkShadow]

No. Speak to her, she may have just wanted to borrow some money?

Or just to ensure you haven't got any illegal susbtances in your wallet to bleach your penis

 

[Steve2000]

Sorry but how on Earth could the users of an internet forum possibly diagnose why your mother isn't speaking to you? There are any amount of possible reasons, none of which we can tell you.

 

[G-MAN2004]

YOU MEAN, THERE WAS A £20 NOTE STICKING OUT?! TO THE HILLS!

 

[KaneStatton]

Take that condom out of your wallet and put it over her head

 

[jonislost]

I wake up at about 12pm, come down and find my mum has gone out shopping. Then, I see she has searched through my wallet. It is open on my desk, with MY £20 note half sticking out of it.

She then comes home with some shopping, I say "hi" and help put it away. She doesn't say a word to me. She just sits down and starts watching TV, I ask her if she's "OK", she completely ignores me, eyes glued to the TV...

I then tell her she's gone crazy, put my headphones on, and have rant on OCUK.

What could her problem possibly be?

You didn't have reciepts for Grizzley or something; in the wallet?

 

[asim18]

You didn't have reciepts for Grizzley or something; in the wallet?

no, it's definitely because she saw a £20 note in it, that's why she left it half poking out.


and what are grizzley's??

 

[JohnnyG]

She obviously checked the £20 for residues of any illegal substances. There has to be a reason for your weirdness.