Is anybody elses mum like this?

[Mike UK]

You didn't pay your rent?

 

[Spyhop]

She washed and dried your benjamins for you, you ungrateful swine.

 

[GeForce]

TO THE INTERNET!

Edited for truth

 

[Jaaay]

Just ask her why she went through your wallet :S
I can't see what your ramping about.

 

[LordSplodge]

no, it's definitely because she saw a £20 note in it, that's why she left it half poking out.

How are you going to cope when you grow up?

 

[jas07]

Ive no idea but it just sounds weird to me!

 

[fail at the internets]

She took your durex and banged the milkman, enjoy your new brother in 9 months.

 

[KaneStatton]

She took your durex and banged the milkman, enjoy your new brother in 9 months.

Condoms stop babies

 

[Azagoth]

She took your durex and banged the milkman, enjoy your new brother in 9 months.

Wouldn't the Durex prevent the pregnancy?

 

[asim18]

LOL^ looks like he failed at the internets

 

[Azagoth]

LOL^ looks like he failed at the internets

Stones, glasshouses and all of that!

 

[NeedleGunner]

I wake up at about 12pm,
I then tell her she's gone crazy, put my headphones on, and have rant on OCUK.

What could her problem possibly be?

YOU Maybe?

 

[Richdog]

I wake up at about 12pm, come down and find my mum has gone out shopping. Then, I see she has searched through my wallet. It is open on my desk, with MY £20 note half sticking out of it.

She then comes home with some shopping, I say "hi" and help put it away. She doesn't say a word to me. She just sits down and starts watching TV, I ask her if she's "OK", she completely ignores me, eyes glued to the TV...

I then tell her she's gone crazy, put my headphones on, and have rant on OCUK.

What could her problem possibly be?

My theory is... she went shopping and left the £20 sticking out of your wallet to not so subtly suggest that it would be nice if you actually contributed to the household costs... such as food etc.

That would be my edumacated guess.

She took your durex and banged the milkman, enjoy your new brother in 9 months.

Condoms stop babies

LMAO!

 

[fail at the internets]

Wouldn't the Durex prevent the pregnancy?

No it sadly broke as asim has had it in his wallet for 5 years

 

[strudey]

I wake up at about 12pm, come down and find my mum has gone out shopping. Then, I see she has searched through my wallet. It is open on my desk, with MY £20 note half sticking out of it.

She then comes home with some shopping, I say "hi" and help put it away. She doesn't say a word to me. She just sits down and starts watching TV, I ask her if she's "OK", she completely ignores me, eyes glued to the TV...

I then tell her she's gone crazy, put my headphones on, and have rant on OCUK.

What could her problem possibly be?

You seem incredibly paranoid. Maybe she knocked it or something?

 

[asim18]

My theory is... she went shopping and left the £20 sticking out of your wallet to not so subtly suggest that it would be nice if you actually contributed to the household costs... such as food etc.

That would be my edumacated guess.

But i dont even work! I go college full time!!!

My 26 year old brother works, and he doesn't contribute a single penny!

 

[iSam]

You have obviously upset her in some way you may not even notice. Ask her?

 

[Spyhop]

My theory is... she went shopping and left the £20 sticking out of your wallet to not so subtly suggest that it would be nice if you actually contributed to the household costs

As things go, that's subtle.

 

[KaneStatton]

But i dont even work! I go college full time!!!

My 26 year old brother works, and he doesn't contribute a single penny!

Just punch her in the face

 

[iSam]

As things go, that's subtle.

Plus she could just say something to him!

'Er excuse me son, wanna splash a bit of dollar when you are home?' or something along those lines.