Is anybody elses mum like this?

asim18 · 16 Nov 2008 at 22:49

Pilky01 said:
Is your penis still brown?

Yes,

asim18 · 16 Nov 2008 at 22:53

Pilky01 said:
unlucky

I highly doubt "luck" will whiten my penis. I need to bleach it somehow.

asim18 · 16 Nov 2008 at 22:56

Pilky01 said:
No unlucky for having a brown penis.

Tried hair bleach?

I don't really want to "try" anything, it's a pretty sensitive, important organ. If it was my foot, for example, then I'd have already tried all the suggestions from the previous thread"

asim18 · 16 Nov 2008 at 23:07

Pilky01 said:
Have you explained your penis problem to this girl who you said you would be having sex with?

NO! She'll be pretty shocked though, can imagine the look on her face.

asim18 · 16 Nov 2008 at 23:14

It was from £130, designing a website for a local estate agency.

Heaven forbid she found the whole £130, she would have killed the whole family lol.

asim18 · 16 Nov 2008 at 23:20

Megahurtz400 said:
I would have been telling my parents all about that if i got it!

Lucky you.

She wouldn't let me do it. She would think it's illegal, and would have made me give it back.

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 14:57

Oh my god, now she's ****ed me right off...

She's searched and read through ALL my college work and shes found a short story I wrote in English class about a boy being peer-pressured into smoking a bit of weed.....

I WROTE IT IN FIRST PERSON!!!!

ALL HELL HAS BEEN LET LOOSE!!!!

!!!!!!!!1111

No swearing

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 15:20

Ross1234 said:
Is there a way to find out his address?

No, it's not on the internet, other than encrypted on OCUK shops servers. I only use fake addresses on-line.

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 15:54

Right, can we stop the address thing now.

I'm not an idiot, and I've changed the address on my domain whois now aswell.

You wont find my real address anywhere online.

Thank You!

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 15:56

Bennie-Mac said:
Too late

Whats my domain then? :rolleyes:

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 15:58

mrk said:
You do realise that Whois private individual Opt-outs are not instant right? the address is clearly visible....for now

I know, I changed my address. T'was instant, i checked on several whois sites.

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 16:02

anticonscience said:
Let's see if Mrs Saleem receives the letter I will send tonight. EL15.

No, because you have the wrong address i'm afraid, lol.

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 16:04

asim18 said:
Right, can we stop the address thing now.

I'm not an idiot, and I've changed the address on my domain whois now aswell.

You wont find my real address anywhere online.

Thank You!

PLEASE FFS!

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 16:06

Skyfall said:
Who's address is it then?

The one on my domain whois? Its a random one a few roads away.

asim18 · 17 Nov 2008 at 16:09

Father Ted said:
OCUK detectives are on the case... be afraid, be VERY afraid.

No, because I've never posted my address online.

Theres about 15 people that know where i live, and they're my closest friends.

so....

Right, can we stop the address thing now.

You wont find my real address anywhere online.

Thank You!

and

Bennie-Mac said:
A-S-I-M.co.uk

too late