Is anybody elses mum like this?

[shifty_uk]

She's making a point of you being a lazy sod, staying in bed until 12pm and the £20 was for not paying your digs!

 

[Richdog]

But i dont even work! I go college full time!!!

My 26 year old brother works, and he doesn't contribute a single penny!

Well maybe now she's gettting a bit tired of it? May be an idea to have a word with your Peter Pan brother and discuss you both making a weekly contribution to your poor mum.

 

[asim18]

She's making a point of you being a lazy sod, staying in bed until 12pm and the £20 was for not paying your digs!

maybe, but why is she ignoring me.

 

[iSam]

Get one of these:

[IG]http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/alarm-clock-400.jpg[/IMG]

..and get up early and help her out.

 

[Hedge]

if your 20 quid was rolled up like a tube she might be miffed.

or she may have seen a condom and now she knows your a rudey dudey

 

[Richdog]

maybe, but why is she ignoring me.

Because er... she's peed off with you, or upset in general about things you have no idea about because you're so used to taking your place and all the work she does for granted? Try talking to her.

 

[asim18]

or she may have seen a condom and now she knows your a rudey dudey

She doesn't want me to have a GF or lose my virginity, she actually told me not to. ******* sad cow tbh .

 

[Nix]

She wasn't looking for your gay-card was she?

 

[asim18]

She wasn't looking for your gay-card was she?

No, im not gay, and i dont have a gay card, tyvm.

 

[shifty_uk]

Talk to her? Ask her if she'd like you to start paying your way.

No, im not gay, and i dont have a gay card, tyvm.

I have a gay card.

 

[asim18]

I have a gay card.

Really? what does it entitle you to?

 

[Monkeynut]

The next morning leave £20 hanging out of her purse and when you come back from college ignore her.

 

[asim18]

The next morning leave £20 hanging out of her purse and when you come back from college ignore her.

LOL that's brilliant, will do!

 

[gumbald]

Really? what does it entitle you to?

Men.

 

[Hedge]

Really? what does it entitle you to?

Its for bumming on a budget

 

[iSam]

Really? what does it entitle you to?

Are you joking?

 

[Nix]

No, im not gay, and i dont have a gay card, tyvm.

You got something against gays now?

Really? what does it entitle you to?

Discounts.

 

[vincent1989]

Really? what does it entitle you to?

25% off on gay prostitutes, you should get one, you'd save a lot of money (at least £20)

 

[MiNxYyY]

Time of the month.

 

[ojste]

She took your durex and banged the milkman, enjoy your new brother in 9 months.

this thread was worth it for this. the name and quote couldnt have been more perfect