Things you need to know about OCUK
Ask for advice outside of GD, You'll generally get good advice.
Ask inside of GD, You can occasionally find good advice amongst the mass of other posts
Post questions about personal hygiene you'll get called gay
Post questions about insects, You'll find it to be a Queen Wasp
Post about Apple products, We'll get a 19 page thread about how they're crap, overpriced AND awesome
Post about relationships, you'll be told to man up and smash pasties
And if you read a magnolia thread, keep a sense of humour about you
ALWAYS Spell and be grammatically correct
Dont post about religion or politics unless you're prepared to be attacked for you view point, No matter what it is
Don't hover over the toilet while wiping your backside. It's considered weird
Oh and lolkwerk whenever you see a kwerk thread
FYI, you need to grow a back bone and\or adhere to the phrase "water off a ducks back"
*added a few more