Is it true that OCUK Do not like Newbies?

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I think that OCUK is especially welcoming to new guys so long as they show the right sort of attitude. So long as you can read between the lines on some posts and understand the banter you should be fine.

Welcome to the forums.
 
Things you need to know about OCUK

Ask for advice outside of GD, You'll generally get good advice.
Ask inside of GD, You can occasionally find good advice amongst the mass of other posts
Post questions about personal hygiene you'll get called gay
Post questions about insects, You'll find it to be a Queen Wasp
Post about Apple products, We'll get a 19 page thread about how they're crap, overpriced AND awesome
Post about relationships, you'll be told to man up and smash pasties
And if you read a magnolia thread, keep a sense of humour about you
ALWAYS Spell and be grammatically correct
Dont post about religion or politics unless you're prepared to be attacked for you view point, No matter what it is
Don't hover over the toilet while wiping your backside. It's considered weird

Oh and lolkwerk whenever you see a kwerk thread

FYI, you need to grow a back bone and\or adhere to the phrase "water off a ducks back"


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I'd like to go back 34,867 posts ago but not one of you ******* welcomed me to this forum.
In fact within my first 10 posts I got a 2 day ban and as soon as I came back I got a week ban.
Scum the lot of you and I've still never been welcomed.
 
I'd like to go back 34,867 posts ago but not one of you ******* welcomed me to this forum.
In fact within my first 10 posts I got a 2 day ban and as soon as I came back I got a week ban.
Scum the lot of you and I've still never been welcomed.

well **** off properly then :p
 
I'd like to go back 34,867 posts ago but not one of you ******* welcomed me to this forum.
In fact within my first 10 posts I got a 2 day ban and as soon as I came back I got a week ban.
Scum the lot of you and I've still never been welcomed.


awww Dimple you crack me up I will send you haribo! (maybe) :cool::D:D
 
When I was a newbie, I would beat myself every day out of shame. With whips, belts and baseball bats.

When I reached 1000 posts, I stopped. I had become a man.
 
Dimple i say thanks for being honest and to you my friend i would like to extend a warm welcome to this thread. It goes to show that the point i am trying to make here is not a lie or bogus claim. Let me put into simple terms that maybe all the guy's and girls for that matter can relate to. Remember your first day at the new school you don't know anyone yet you only wanted to be accepted or be allowed to join in a group? I now can see that everyone on this thread and looking in saying what is this guy trying to achieve, to take time to think before you react or reply, because that could make big difference to the other human being on the other end? ajay57.
 
Dimple i say thanks for being honest and to you my friend i would like to extend a warm welcome to this thread. It goes to show that the point i am trying to make here is not a lie or bogus claim. Let me put into simple terms that maybe all the guy's and girls for that matter can relate to. Remember your first day at the new school you don't know anyone yet you only wanted to be accepted or be allowed to join in a group? I now can see that everyone on this thread and looking in saying what is this guy trying to achieve, to take time to think before you react or reply, because that could make big difference to the other human being on the other end? ajay57.

This is not how real life works. Grow a pair and get on with it or else society will leave you behind. Just like this forum.
 
Thanks to Derek W i liked your video clip very nice my friend. OK for the sake of this web site and the good people there in i will close this debate and close this thread as well. I think the point has been made now and this discussion taken any further will just descend into name calling etc. I truly thank all for there comments and replay's and input in this thread, gentlemen the thread is now closed.
 
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Rather than expecting a long standing community to bend to fit you, how about you show a little flexibility and try and fit in? I haven't gotten on well with everyone I've had some form of interaction with, but when I've had questions I've not discounted their opinion simply because they once told me to stop being a silly boy.
 
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