it's a frinday and now its time to kick off my shoes and plan a take away for tonight...

I hate Halloween, dressing up like some vague monsteresque tool does not suit me.

I shall be in at home with a film marathon whilst all my mates are out at parties enjoying their gayness.

I too will be ignoring the door at all costs.
 
Got no money whatsoever, so no doubt a weekend in. May go to a house party with some homebrew. Will just re-use my animal print morph suit from a sub-crawl earlier in the year if I do go out.
 
simulatorman said:
Lying in wait for the trick and treaters.


In reality, not a lot, having a very low-key feet up weekend.
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Top tip for Halloween if you have the costume:

Dress up in a big long coat, and put a horror mask and gloves on, basically so there is no outward sign that you are human. Stand outside your front door / driveway - *dead still * - preferably leaning stiffly against something. Poorly lit areas are best.

Some kids trick or treating will soon come along, and hopefully think you're some kind of novelty halloween scarecrow. When they say "ooh, he's scary" and poke you... jump the buggers. Have you ever seen someone's legs go just from pure fear? Now's your chance... :D
 
Wait for the wife to give birth to our first bambino, possibly watch Nightmare on Elm street for the lulz.
 
Climbing
Having kids
Sleeping
Dropping kids off at there mothers as early as possible
Parachute jumping as much as I can afford
Having kids for a few more hours
Going out on the razz for once
No doubt Casino at 3am Sunday morning
Feel sorry for myself all Sunday and eat junk food
 
I will be taking my little one trick or treating, lets hope we make it out of the street this year. She was too scared of the 'monsters' last year despite being dressed as one lol. :D
 
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