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It's Friday, where's the joke thread?
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Invalid query. Syntax error.
A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, 'Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?'
The other guy says, 'Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'...........So she socked me a good one.';
The first guy replied, 'Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil fat ****.'
The other guy says, 'Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh', I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'...........So she socked me a good one.';
The first guy replied, 'Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil fat ****.'
Soldato
The bags of milk are more expensive in my local Sainsbury also. Fact.
Caporegime
My colleague at work gave me a syntax error response about the 'milk bags'. I replied saying it's a Merkan thing, which he then had to Google
