Gustov, so whats up your skirt today?
Like I said, the crusty blood leftover from my period.
Are you going to greet everyone tomorrow with 'HAI, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS!? ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG, IT'S MY BUUUUUUUUUUURFDAY!'
Mine was yesterday, beat you, ner ner neerrr ner ner