I've just applied for this years Big Brother...

[DailyGeek]

What an application form, it's really quite difficult to sell yourself as a good choice without sounding like an utter arse. I don't suppose anyone else is going to have a stab at it? I'd never considered it before but a bit of public exposure (oo-er) would be good for me potentially, plus, I hate my job, so I've got nothing to lose except my dignity.

Oh and in b4 'who watches that crap' and 'cool story bro' which have irritatingly worked their way over from 4chan

 

[lemonkettaz]

I'll vote for you

 

[JRS]

Who watches that crap? Ah well, cool story bro'.



As for this:

quite difficult to sell yourself as a good choice without sounding like an utter arse.

It's BB - aren't they looking for complete arses?

 

[Disco Boy]

I thought that it had finished for ever?

 

[Luseac]

I thought it was axed?

 

[DailyGeek]

This year is the last one on Channel 4.

 

[Andr3w]

I hope you get it, i have seen your standup and it was good!

 

[Raikiri]

Just pretend you used to be an anorexic black lesbian.

 

[Luseac]

This year is the last one on Channel 4.

Which channel is it going to be on now then?

 

[Begbie]

Standup link?

Good luck, wont watch you though sorry.

 

[Azagoth]

Just tell them that you have a dark secret that you'll 'unveil' in the house. Then, during week 3, just go ****ing mental and stab everyone in their sleep.

 

[yermum]

I really could not think of a worse torture than not being able to read anything for weeks on end. I would really hate to be away from the children (hubby.....................................hmmm!) and would really hate not knowing what was going on in the world. I think I would actually go mad.

Good luck though, with your application and let us know how you get on.

Oh yes, and don't forget to read Dead Famous by Ben Elton

 

[Biohazard]

What an application form, it's really quite difficult to sell yourself as a good choice without sounding like an utter arse. I don't suppose anyone else is going to have a stab at it? I'd never considered it before but a bit of public exposure (oo-er) would be good for me potentially, plus, I hate my job, so I've got nothing to lose except my dignity.

Oh and in b4 'who watches that crap' and 'cool story bro' which have irritatingly worked their way over from 4chan

put up your application form

 

[Nix]

If you get famous off the back of this show I will lose all respect for you.

I'm sorry, but the people who watch and go on this show are by and large, pulling the race backwards.

Don't get me wrong; I wish you success, just not like this.

 

[Sankari]

it's really quite difficult to sell yourself as a good choice without sounding like an utter arse.

Now you're getting the idea.

 

[Ciphon]

Good Luck Sir!

I shall vote for you, regardless of watching the show or not.

 

[thepharcyde]

Just pretend you used to be an anorexic black lesbian.

& Russian

 

[DailyGeek]

If you get famous off the back of this show I will lose all respect for you.

I'm sorry, but the people who watch and go on this show are by and large, pulling the race backwards.

Don't get me wrong; I wish you success, just not like this.

I've kind of gone on it because I'm anti-reality shows. I think it'd make a nice change to have someone on there who isn't necessarily aiming for a modelling contract at the end of it.

I didn't even know you had respect for me, cheers

 

[Nix]

I've kind of gone on it because I'm anti-reality shows. I think it'd make a nice change to have someone on there who isn't necessarily aiming for a modelling contract at the end of it.

I didn't even know you had respect for me, cheers

Why wouldn't I? You're chasing what you love. More power to you.

Now all I'm seeing is the ending of the Christmas special for Xtras.

 

[Yozz76]

What an application form, it's really quite difficult to sell yourself as a good choice without sounding like an utter arse.

I would have expected that to be a requirement!