I've just had a thought for a prank!

Ricochet J

Ricochet J

Ricochet J

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I'm staying over a mates for a few weeks next week. Last time he played a big prank on me. Time to get him back.

He freaks out when he see'a crap! I literally mean human/dog/horse waste. You know, the brown stuff. It sometimes comes out of peoples mouth's in bull form! :D

Anyway, for my prank i'll need,
Mars Bar, fake plastic authentic looking crap, fart spray :D

Well, i'm thinking of melting the mars bar and smearing it all over his bed and pillow. Leave the plastic crap under his duvet. Fumigate the place with fart spray and close the door on the way out :D

It should work. Simple yet effective.



I was thinking leaving a smelly out od date fish on top of his tall wadrobe so that he can't see it but over the days it'll leave a really bad smell! :D
 
Get a Hot dog, Warm it up so its the same temp as a humans willy would be.

While hes sleepinmg put it in his mouth and move it in and out until he starts to wake.

Just as he opens his eyes get rid of the hotdog and look like you are zipping up your pants :p

I think a mate told me that one :p
 
Zip said:
Get a Hot dog, Warm it up so its the same temp as a humans willy would be.

While hes sleepinmg put it in his mouth and move it in and out until he starts to wake.

Just as he opens his eyes get rid of the hotdog and look like you are zipping up your pants :p

I think a mate told me that one :p
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Hahha rofl!
 
eXSBass said:
I was thinking leaving a smelly out od date fish on top of his tall wadrobe so that he can't see it but over the days it'll leave a really bad smell! :D
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Someone I know did that to someone else... literally couldn't get the smell out for months. Dunno if it's a good idea.
 
We dropped a snickers bar between someones bum cheeks while they were sleeping, when they woke up they thought my mate had crapped into their hands then put the turd in his pants :p he was going mental lol
 
Zip said:
Get a Hot dog, Warm it up so its the same temp as a humans willy would be.

While hes sleepinmg put it in his mouth and move it in and out until he starts to wake.

Just as he opens his eyes get rid of the hotdog and look like you are zipping up your pants :p

A mate did it to me, i became quite aroused.
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fixed. :p ;)
 
.... so you are going to do this to a mate? do all men do this? if so men are really really weird :p

as for the hotdog one... how could anyone fall for that? (unless of course you are used to things being that small... and smelling :eek: )
 
Muban said:
.... so you are going to do this to a mate? do all men do this? if so men are really really weird :p

as for the hotdog one... how could anyone fall for that? (unless of course you are used to things being that small... and smelling :eek: )
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Get a big Hotdog :p :D
 
Scoup half the butter out of it's container in his fridge, then crap in the container, then cover the crap with the butter u scouped out ealier.

Thats one nesty surprise when ** buttering your toats one morning.
 
Cybermyk said:
Why waste money, just have a really big meal the day before.
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Lol yep, just spread your buttcheecks apart and lay down a nice warm brown turd on his pillow :D
 
Muban said:
.... so you are going to do this to a mate? do all men do this? if so men are really really weird :p

as for the hotdog one... how could anyone fall for that? (unless of course you are used to things being that small... and smelling :eek: )
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and it's the not the best punchline whether they fall for it or not. They either think:

a) My mate was sexually abusing me while I slept.

or

b) Free sausage.
 
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