Jack Tweed

NeilF · 24 Mar 2009 at 08:41

"Jade Goody's husband Jack Tweed fears he could be in jail for her funeral"

Well maybe he shouldn't go clubbing people over the head with golf clubs and attacking taxi drivers.

To think he only served four months of his first eighteen month sentence!

Poor musunderstood chap! :rolleyes:

antijoke · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:05

Guy is a right tool.

fini · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:09

It's still not nice to miss your wife's funeral though.

metamorphpwner · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:10

let him out for the funeral and tripple the sentence

Cosimo · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:10

What's the difference between Andrew Strauss and Jack Tweed?

Jack Tweed will be the only one with Ashes on his mantlepiece in the summer.

Spie · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:11

Got no sympathy for him really. Do the crime and do the time.

Moley · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:11

Prison service will let him out for the funeral - just like all inmates can be let out for relatives funerals.

markk · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:16

Didn't he get a night off his tag so he could party after the wedding too?

[TW]Fox · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:17

fini said:
It's still not nice to miss your wife's funeral though.

Neither is nice to beat people with golf clubs.

antijoke · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:17

fini said:
It's still not nice to miss your cash cows funeral though.

Fixed.

NeilF · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:19

^^ Genius post!!

fini said:
It's still not nice to miss your wife's funeral though.

I'm sure the £8,000,000 will help him through it.... And I'm sure that never entered his mind as regards getting married...

arknor · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:19

has he started selling silly stories for money aswell? maybe they shouldnt let him out just because hes making a big thing out of it, maybe he would be escorted by police officers but i'd imagine thats how people let out for funerals are treated? whats he expecting a day out where he can go to the funeral and spend the day with his mates at the local boozer after? maybe a kebab and chips before lockdown

Nix · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:20

Let him go to the funeral, then whack an extra day on at the end. What difference does it make?

fini · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:21

[TW]Fox;13742431 said:
Neither is nice to beat people with golf clubs.

Obviously. I'm simply saying that his distress at possibly missing his wife's funeral is understandable.

arknor · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:24

Nix said:
Let him go to the funeral, then whack an extra day on at the end. What difference does it make?

its suposed to be a punishment maybe part of that punishment should cover unforseen deaths etc or maybe they should let inmates out on there birthdays , national holidays , christmas period etc.

its not fair keeping them all locked up.

a day i dont think that is right a few hours escorted by police in handcuffs seems about right. hes a prisoner treat him like one

Nix · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:29

arknor said:
its suposed to be a punishment maybe part of that punishment should cover unforseen deaths etc or maybe they should let inmates out on there birthdays , national holidays , christmas period etc.

Yeah, and this is called compassion. We're supposed to be better than those who commit crime, not dishing it out like for like.

a day i dont think that is right a few hours escorted by police in handcuffs seems about right. hes a prisoner treat him like one

There you go, there is a compromise see. No one's arguing that he shouldn't be serving time, but having time off simple to mourn / visit his wife's grave isn't exactly going to cause the whole justice system to come crashing down is it?

Christ, you lot need to stop being so damn knee-jerk all the time.

Burned_Alive · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:31

What's the point in sending someone to prison if you can just nip out for every important event in your life?

The Mad Rapper · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:35

Spie said:
Got no sympathy for him really. Do the crime and do the time.

Absolutely.

There is a case for him being allowed to attend the funeral though. After all, if they can do it for Italian mob bosses, then they can do it for a jobless chav!

Rhys · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:40

I think if you are sentenced to a punishment then you should have to do it regardless.

Nix · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:41

Burned_Alive said:
What's the point in sending someone to prison if you can just nip out for every important event in your life?

They're obviously not just letting people out for every 'important event' though are they? Get a grip. I'm not saying that Tweed has any more right than other prisoners who have had spouses die whilst serving time, but other prisoners haven't had these bizarre events surrounding them, or the media banging on their door.

Will it hurt -- considering they already allowed the wedding to go ahead -- to let him see her off? No. It's not as if her death was unexpected is it?

Mountain out of a damn molehill.

Jack Tweed

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