John from Next door living it large!

Ask him where he gets his stock and you too could live a life of carefree leisure.

Actually in all seriousness, this guy sounds like he's far too obvious. He probably won't last too long.
 
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Blackmail him - if he doesn't give you £200 a week to keep schtum then you'll be dobbing him in to the rozzers. Then you can quit work, housing benefit, JSA, plus a steady 'on the side' income. Sweet.
 
He's obviously Spiderman.

I mean look at it, Peter Parker doesn't do anything but freelance photography and he lives in the middle of the city and does whatever he wants.

SPIDERMAN.
 
psd99 said:
I agree it is none of my business but I feel jealous and questioning my lifestyle
why do I have to get up tomorrow at stupid o clock? I feel the tension tonight about getting up going to work. Makes me feel sick seeing John have an easier life!
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There is nothing stopping you packing up your job and trying what he is doing. Why don't you give it a go?
 
Look at it from 'John's' point of view: Why would I get up at stupid O'clock in the morning and do the same boring repetitive 9-5 every day which gives me just enough time to come home, eat and sleep before doing it all over again while praying for the weekend to arrive when there's the alternative of being able to chill with my mates all day, get up when I want and top up my JSA by way of a simple supply and demand industry?

Granted, that's probably not how he would put it...
 
Uncle Petey said:
Look at it from 'John's' point of view: Why would I get up at stupid O'clock in the morning and do the same boring repetitive 9-5 every day which gives me just enough time to come home, eat and sleep before doing it all over again while praying for the weekend to arrive when there's the alternative of being able to chill with my mates all day, get up when I want and top up my JSA by way of a simple supply and demand industry?

Granted, that's probably not how he would put it...
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John's life sounds **** to be honest.
 
I have nearly no information, but he definitely deals drugs. I recommend selling vastly superior products at a lower price, that'll learn him.
 
This happened to us about a year ago.

A pair of utter chavs moved in, doing nothing but playing crappy wigga music all day, neither of them seemed to work. Their friends were the fat, chequed-shirted, skinhead brigade who owned pitbulls. I used to see them in the street drinking cans of lager [not the pitbulls].

They were gone after six months. Probably breached their lease and got chucked out.
 
1 - drug dealer/ pimp/ criminal of some kind
2 - benefits scrounger working the system with a fake disability
3 - rich parents
4 - oil rig or similar, saves money, dosses about for months
5 - one massive accumulator at ladbrokes
6 - this guy clearly sells drugs
 
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