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e: THIS THREAD IS 10 YEARS OLD! No, I didn't bump it!
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So yeah, I'm 30, never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl. Starting to get worried about spending the remainder of my days alone :/

Literally everyone I know is married with kids, which doesn't help! I feel like I've completely missed the point of being alive. I just don't know if I'm capable of living a normal life, or if there's something broken that just can't be fixed.

And now, gentlemen, you may begin your mockery ;) Also this thread is srs thread too. I swear!
 
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This might sound a bit harsh, but if you're worried about it what are you doing to remedy the situation?

I'm a complete coward, so nothing currently :p But then if I'm rational about it, I really don't see what I have to offer anyone anyhow.

It's hard to say this without sounding emo, but when I look at myself there's very little that's good about me. I don't see myself being able to attract any female sound of mind ;)

OK, I'm not dumb as a brick, but I'm not exactly good company either.
 
Do you ever get into situations where you might meet a girl?

Internet dating for example? No matter what kind of person you are, they are people who will love you for it. Its just a case of finding them. So don't let it get you down, get on with it. Find that person.

You won't find her on here either so GO
 
You've got the other end of the scale

You kiss one, make love but turns out she smells worse than my arse, then another who is boss over whoever she talks to including her parents. Then you've got the essex girl, who likes big earings listening to r&b and pretending she's black gangsta. Oh and finally my last GF turned out to be an alcoholic with bipolar!, though if she didn't have those problems i'd still be with her today.. Did like her a lot , love is blind :(

There isn't always an upside to having a GF, i'm single now and i can't deal with another fruit loop but i would like a nice girl
 
Chin up mate, try and put yourself out there if you're wanting to get with someone, maybe there is someone out there thats just right for you. You wont know if you dont try..
 
Go on a night out, wait till around 3/4am in the morning and look for the lonely drunk fat girl....then just do the stuff to her you see in all the porn you must have watched all these years.


Also.. PICS!
 
What is a normal life? everyone is different what is good for one is not what the next person would chose to go for.

Don't know where your looking for a women if you are looking that is, but maybe look else where.
 
I'm not grotesque. I'm not good looking either. But everything is there that should be there, and that's a start!

Serious reply!

Ok so have you ever been close to anyone? At work, socially, friend of a friend? It all needs to start somewhere, and if you're not exposing yourself (giggedy) in circumstances where you could potentially interact and develop a bond with someone then I think this is where you need to start! In turn this will boost your self esteem etc by default.
 
I am a complete moron and generally very irritating.

I managed. Don't worry, you will too one day. It'll happen when you least expect it and when you stop trying.
 
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