joke threads -

[capriboy1978]

why do these get banned? anyone any idea?

I've had a loong day dealing with a dodgy seller and could smell th lies coming off from 100 miles away. I only wanted someone else's lie detector not a real usb powered one Do they exist because I might post a real wanted thread!!

Mr Mod - if this is verboten could you put a note in yellow as to why before you close it? Plenty of useless spam threads run on and on and I just wanted to make me and hopefully someone else smile. a lickle bit

 

[antijoke]

Well it wasn't really a joke was it.

 

[Tr Insanity]

Well it wasn't really a joke was it.

This.

I didn't get it , and as soon as I clicked "Post" to post my hilarious reply, the thread was closed so now no one will ever know what I was going to say

 

[RandomTom]

It was the worst attempt at a joke ever, I tried to edit my post but the thread had gone. Here's a joke for you:


Why didn't anybody want to sleep with daddy dinosaur?

Because he was a bronto-snore-us! Ho ho ho...

 

[capriboy1978]

ah you see - your hilarious reply may have made me smile! Although judging by the quality of most of your other posts maybe not




joke or rant - still no reason to close.


Oh and just becaus my humour is not your humour.....

 

[J.B]

That was a joke? I thought the OP had just gone insane.

Tom has saved the thread through a truly awful joke.

 

[Tr Insanity]

WTB: USB powered BS detector
mine has had a hammering lately - anyone got a spare not being used?

Is not funny.

Perhaps the story behind it was funny and maybe if you posted that as well, your thread wouldn't have been locked

I'll be quiet now.

Same here

In !

 

[capriboy1978]

as above really. GOne insane? yes a long time ago!

I'll be quiet now.

edit - i'll post the story, suitably redacted later. It's not funny funny, not like that cat watching you in the ceiling whilst you rub one out but funny an ironic kinda way.

this edit may bite me in the ass in the near future...