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blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there fora while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

"No.Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
 
lol somone told me a great one a while ago, you've probably heard it though.

Q. What's the similarity between a prostitute and a bowling ball?
A. They both get picked up, fingered and banged down an alley.

:D
 
Jonny L said:
lol somone told me a great one a while ago, you've probably heard it though.

Q. What's the similarity between a prostitute and a bowling ball?
A. They both get picked up, fingered and banged down an alley.

:D

:D thats loads better than the original post
 
I pulled a woman down the pub last night.

She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

So we went back to hers.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:





" Mum you still awake ?"
 
Marmoset said:
I pulled a woman down the pub last night.

She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

So we went back to hers.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:





" Mum you still awake ?"

:D
 
Marmoset said:
I pulled a woman down the pub last night.

She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

So we went back to hers.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:





" Mum you still awake ?"


Old but still funny.. Good one:D

My effort.


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