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Soldato
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A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer rugs. It's doing well, he says prophets are going through the roof!
 
Man of Honour
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I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener.
I said, "You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana."
He said, "No, this is for the custard."
 
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