It's actually pretty shocking welding on this. I can do much better if it's not in the freezing cold on my garage floor and poor light
Jonny69's inventing shed: mechanical crushing hand
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To be fair, no offence intended to Johnny as I'm sure he can weld perfectly fine
, that's pretty bloody awful welding 
Soldato
I think you need to shave your head & trim your eyebrows before applying makeup on the night in order to look the part. Looked on-line & no one sells a black man bald cap, I don't think painting or applying makeup to a bald cap will work, it didn't quite work when I applied pale white makeup to my beetlejuice wig last year.
http://www.spacemonkeys.co.uk/product-details.asp?id=1134
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http://www.spacemonkeys.co.uk/product-details.asp?id=1134
= Black Johnny69.
I trust we will get pictures of the finished article!
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http://www.spacemonkeys.co.uk/product-details.asp?id=1134
= Black Johnny69.
I trust we will get pictures of the finished article!
It is, didn't realise I pasted the same link twice, the other one should have been a link to some face paint
Soldato
What did you use to weld it?
Looks ace, you need a strap or something on it so that people don't go pulling it off, and some comfy grips so you can go on crushing all night.
Looks ace, you need a strap or something on it so that people don't go pulling it off, and some comfy grips so you can go on crushing all night.
Soldato
Jonny, You make this a better place lol.
Love the crazy shed threads.
Love the crazy shed threads.
I wasn't going to go bald. Tee Hee wears a Trilby and Aviators in the later scene, so I was planning to wear my black overcoat, black Trilby and fako Aviators. Only potential issue is I've got a tiny head and Aviators normally look a bit 1970's second rate porn star on me.
More metal and pure electricity! BZZZZZZZZ sparks etc
Well I'm not sure how this ended up. I looked like a cross between a badly fake-tanned Bond henchman and Michael Jackson. My lot thought it was hilarious, especially as I was treating it like my own hand and covering my mouth with it when I coughed etc. The other lot at the party were quite comedy and thought I was actually black at first, until the fake tan started coming off, despite having a white arm. Some of them also thought it was my real fake hand 
I managed to eat my mince pie and cake with it anyway.
Then some sinister photos on the way home...
I managed to eat my mince pie and cake with it anyway.
Then some sinister photos on the way home...
Caporegime
Soldato
look like some kind of deranged freddy kruger in the shadow photo's awesome tho should have taken wispa and some alligators with you
Haha! Yeah, I thought it looked a bit Dick Tracy by that point
Man of Honour
Haha, great stuff there Jonny. I stand in awe.
To turn political correctness on it's head you could have worn false breasts and gone as She Hee.
To turn political correctness on it's head you could have worn false breasts and gone as She Hee.
Associate
top effort lol, looks excellent, any pics of other villains?
Soldato
From the Pic you posted are you on a Boat? Other guests probably thought you were a Somali Pirate if you were.
Soldato
Very impressive, however you say you couldnt be bothered to hire a tux, so naturally the easier option is to design and build a mechanical hand...