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I'm sorry but I found the op's first joke funny. Milton Brown would nail it.
Why so serious?
Why so serious?
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Knock knock.
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[FnG]magnolia;22947267 said:
Come in, it's unlocked.
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Oh, thanks!
Sports Direct are doing a memorial Jimmy Saville tracksuit. You get the adult top but have to squeeze in to kids bottoms.
I see Jimmy Savilles Family have remove his gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it as a sign of respect to Jimmy victims. So it just leaves a small hole with no bush around it... just what Jimmy would have wanted.
Just seen on the news this morning that Jeremy Beadle has been questioned about the Jimmy thing, apparently he had a small hand in it.
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I see Jimmy Savilles Family have remove his gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it as a sign of respect to Jimmy victims. So it just leaves a small hole with no bush around it... just what Jimmy would have wanted.
Just seen on the news this morning that Jeremy Beadle has been questioned about the Jimmy thing, apparently he had a small hand in it.
B@
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He is similar to Tim Vine, but all his lines are gold wheras with Tim Vine you get a lot of "knowingly" terrible jokes.
I think he is like tim vine on a home run.
I think he is like tim vine on a home run.
As I said, a lot is going on in that joke.
1) The division(s) of mankind
2) The mob mentality - i.e, *we could be like you Jimmy* so we will just pretend we are not by denouncing you as a sole deviant
3) Picking on the dyslexic minority(which is just offal)
4) Jimmy Somerville is Gay(no offense), but yet another minority group.
So lots of minorities and the fact that people love to pick on them and don't generally know of any other way to treat minorities rather than with great wrath and disdain. So all in all, quite a lot going on there.
1) The division(s) of mankind
2) The mob mentality - i.e, *we could be like you Jimmy* so we will just pretend we are not by denouncing you as a sole deviant
3) Picking on the dyslexic minority(which is just offal)
4) Jimmy Somerville is Gay(no offense), but yet another minority group.
So lots of minorities and the fact that people love to pick on them and don't generally know of any other way to treat minorities rather than with great wrath and disdain. So all in all, quite a lot going on there.
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Has anybody told the Jimmy Savile tracksuit joke yet or the Jeremy Beadle small hand one?
I haven't heard them yet.
I haven't heard them yet.
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These jokes arent knowingly terrible enough, try less hard.
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Err, wow.
You don't scroll with the mouse wheel you scroll by middle clicking and dragging the mouse.
God I'd be arthritic in my index finger by now doing it like you.
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All these yummy yummy spam threads of someone trying to get into MM just make my post count even higher!
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