just found out after a drunken rampage................

Milkybk said:
Also, imagine what's going to happen when your gf finds out about this! She'll probably get drunk, you know to drown her sorrows and anger, but by accident falls into the arms of another man called Bruce (alpha) or something. He'll annihilate her pasty to the point where you can't even identify it any more. After months of suspension you will eventually find texts on her phone from Bruce. Then you'll start a thread in GD on OCUK about relationship advice and... it will be fun.
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This only happens if you go into a huff about a MG
 
I'd have been more impressed if you'd ordered a load of random components, that weren't compatible.

.....or 3 keyboards and a laminator.
 
KNiVES said:
I'd like to meet a bloke whose missus doesn't control the purse strings and give him a handshake. For real.
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Dear god... :o

There's a clear line between doing something stupid with money you have, and with money you don't. You laugh at the first, and shake your head despairingly at the ****poor excuse for a man that can't control his own finances...



We had a second fridge freezer in the utility room that we used to use as a beer fridge / BBQ freezer. One night we noticed that it was dying, so we ate all the food and drank all the beer. Given the modest purpose, I wasn't bothered about getting a new one so set about ebay trying to find a second hand one that could replace it.

Woke up in the morning to an e-mail saying that my fruit machine would be there at 14:00... :o:D:cool:
 
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