just had to call the police to my neighbour

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My next door neighbour is a mad man. He has just come out of prison for lamping his wife (who has taken him back 2 days after gettign out of nick)

Well anyway my front door was been knocked quite hard, when I went to answer it, my neighbour was standing there. He shouted "yurn your ****** music down or I will break your legs" I said woo calm down mate, can you hear any music. He said no, but turn it ******* down anyway!

Next thing he tried to get into my house, I pushed him back and slammed the door. He then shouted through the letter box that he has 7 brothers and will ghet them to come a give me a pasting of my life.

I shouting "try it you {insert sweary which sounds like mick}" and then he mouths off at my mrs who was up stairs ont he sun bed and threatens her, so next thing she calls the police and they arrive.

Should be fun now!
 
well, the police came, and went around his house. All is calm in the world of walsall atm.
But I know what kida guy he is. Last time he got sent down, the police were scared of him, cos thye knew what he was like.
Outside my house there is a grassy knoll. and he was just sitting there on the top when 4 police men were looking for him, they would not go near him and arrest him, he was standing there laughing at the police. In the end 15 police men were called and they they had the bottle to chase him. They did get him in the end.

And too all those keyboard warriors...my two yearold son was in the house at the time. What annoyed me the most, was after wards, my lad was saying "daddy, your not going to lose ya legs are ya?" but my mrs said at the time, lewis "said mommy, there is a man shouting at me" and started crying.

At the end of the day, my kid is more importantthan some knob head next door!
 
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