Just lost my OCUK virginity

SexyGreyFox

SexyGreyFox

SexyGreyFox

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I've never met anybody off these forums before until tonight (except staff in the OCUK shop).
I was gigging at a Biker Rally in a place called Bignall End tonight when a biker approached me and asked me if I was Dave.
I said yes and asked him who he was.
He said he was off the OCUK forums but wouldn't tell me his name.
Anyway, after beating him senseless ( :D He is 2 foot taller than me) he gave in and said he was Benjamin Herble.
So Benjamin, I lost my virginity to you.
I always thought it might be Gilly or somebody else.
 
me227 said:
Yup, just had a look. I think he is the one in the England top with the Mic.
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Yes thats me. I'm 6' 4" with long blond hair and a great physique.

Psymonkee said:
For what it's worth I was actually going to go to one of your gigs Mr. Poole :o
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From St Andrews in Scotland? Are you mad? We're only a 2p pub band full of old men reliving our youth.


Gilly said:
BENJAMIN HERBLE is one of the best handles we have.
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Thats how he introduced himself. He said he'd won the best username on OCUK in one thread which is a bit useless to me since I can't remember names.
 
BENJAMIN HERBLE said:
well dave it was my pleasure taking your virginity :) you should have told me i needed protection though :eek:

i'll cross you off my stalking list now :D

sorry i did not get to see you perform upstairs but there was some old wrinkles makin a right din ;)
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I thought you'd still be there camping or did you go home to a nice comfy bed?

You probably didn't know but the power kept going off which resulted in 3 by 5 minute drum solos. It then got worse when the DJ went on and it kept tripping every 5 minutes at least four times until I convinced the DJ to take his lights out. I think it stayed on after that.

For all those who don't know its called the Frozen Nuts Bike Rally where they camp in tents and basically get frozen nuts.
 
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