Just read this...

.Kencs · 7 May 2008 at 16:01

In my local newspaper:

http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/d...tentPK=20555013&folderPk=78486&pNodeId=133951

Well worth a read lol

Greenlizard0 · 7 May 2008 at 16:05

Lol @ the comments - Ball's of steal! :cool:

Morba · 7 May 2008 at 16:08

good work!

Gilly · 7 May 2008 at 16:08

Greenlizard0 said:
Lol @ the comments - Ball's of steal!

:/

Missing completely when naked and outside on xmas eve!

Kyle009 · 7 May 2008 at 16:10

haha superb!

Slinky1989 · 7 May 2008 at 16:11

At least he got a decent stretch inside aswell

Greenlizard0 · 7 May 2008 at 16:12

Gilly said:
:/

Missing completely when naked and outside on xmas eve!

Woops lol, didn't mean that.

What's the word called when somebody subconsciously does that?

fonzee · 7 May 2008 at 16:13

Jim McPotNoodle said:
i've seen his winkle - it's not very big. i guess the moral of the story is that you can't have £500 and a big winkle.

G-MAN2004 · 7 May 2008 at 16:13

i've seen his winkle - it's not very big. i guess the moral of the story is that you can't have £500 and a big winkle.
Jim McPotNoodle, next door to the pub

EDIT: Beaten!

Arjun806 · 7 May 2008 at 16:15

i tell you if i was being chased by meat and 2 veg down the road, he woiuldn't have caught me
Roy, wollaton

Gilly · 7 May 2008 at 16:15

Greenlizard0 said:
What's the called when somebody subconsciously does that?

"A Freudian slip is like saying one thing, but meaning your mother."

33L · 7 May 2008 at 16:17

class! good sentence if you ask me!

Sic · 7 May 2008 at 16:19

typical Brit! I just caught you robbing my house and had to chase you naked down the street....fancy a cup of tea?

Killa_ken · 7 May 2008 at 16:20

LMFAO.

This is a truly british story, chasing someone down the street stark naked then offering them a cup of tea while waiting for the police

milkinc13 · 7 May 2008 at 17:37

a good chat over a cuppa can solve any problem

danza · 7 May 2008 at 18:06

Gilly said:
"A Freudian slip is like saying one thing, but meaning your mother."

LMAO at the article.

mrk · 7 May 2008 at 18:13

I agree 100%

Tea solves all problems.

Biohazard · 7 May 2008 at 18:17

"I'm surprised the police didn't let the burglar go and arrest Mr. Turner for false imprisonment, kidnapping and streaking. This story sounds like justice, has the world gone mad?!"

lawl :rolleyes:

TheNumber42 · 7 May 2008 at 18:18

He gave that burglar too much, he gave him a tea-bag then he gave him a brew

.Kencs · 7 May 2008 at 18:22

TheNumber42 said:
He gave that burglar too much, he gave him a tea-bag then he gave him a brew